Oh the tangled web we weave ...
What is your favourite breakfast food?
Found this on "Love advice from the duke of hell" web toon, heavily recommend it
Hawaiian Food Puns - Help Requested
Hi punsters! My wife and I would like to request your help for naming the following party food items with Hawaiian puns. We are hosting a Hawaiian themed baby shower for my wife. The plan is to put tags next to each item.
Ex: Poke bowls: Gotta catch ’em all
Cheese Dips
Salsa Dips
Tortilla Chips
Chocolate Covered Strawberries
Nutter Butter Cookies
Samosas
Cake Pops (shaped like coconuts)
Cup Cakes
Coconut Trifles
Edible Arrangements (Cut up fruit)
Thank you!
Looking for a friend to try new foods with
People ask how I get around extortionate Cinema food prices.
Well, I’ve got a few Twix up my sleeve.
What’s the difference between an Indian restaurant and a Vietnamese restaurant?
Indian places are naan profit, Vietnamese places are pho profit.
Why did the web browser go to the salon?
To get it's thumbnails done
Interviewer : why should we hire you as a waiter?
Me : For starters, I bring a lot to the table
What do you call spooky mexican food?
I've ordered some German food online
The sauerkraut has arrived but the wurst is yet to come
What's a what's a nose picking food connoisseur's favorite fast food snack?
I ate some food coloring the other day and didn’t feel well. I went to the doctor but he told me I was fine.
I still feel like I dyed on the inside.
Apologies if it's a bit corn-y
What do you call a expensive car which you can only go to fast food places
What is Kraken’s favorite food?
Ships and salsa!
…daughter and I created this together. I couldn’t be more proud.
What food are you not allowed to serve at shotgun weddings?
Chinese takeout: $11.77. Price of gas to get there: $3.00
Making it all the way home and realizing that they forgot one of the containers:
Riceless
My wife asked my why I always eat food in a joking manner.
I told her it was all ingest.
Doc, every time I smell Mexican food my heart races.
Doc: Sounds like tacocardia.
What Asian food do Jamaican Egyptians prefer?
What is an Air Fryer's favorite food? (Courtesy of my 6 year old)
Air-vrything.
I'm so proud.
When cooking and cutting food, I never use the stuff that gets stuck to the side of the knife.
My buddy and I were discussing foods; which ones we liked and which ones we didn’t. He said he’d had a hard time getting into bananas.
I told him that you had to peel the outer layer.
What do cannibals serve at the beginning of dinner party?
Have you ever noticed that people get SUPER offended if they have to tell them they have to wait their turn for Vietnamese food?
I mean, pho queue, people.
Good news Scientist have found 1 food that is guaranteed to drop a woman’s sex drive by 50-75%.
What is a knight’s favourite food?
Swordfish.
Buahahahahahahahaha
Procrastinators' favorite food?
How do you get free Mexican food at the beach?
Just dig your feet into the sand, then you will have buriedtoes
stolen from: food jokes
What is Quasimodo’s favorite fast food restaurant?
Did you hear about the German thief that stole loads of food for his new diet?
What do you call it when yog's friend doesn't share his food with him?
Puns for a food admirer
I want to design a custom apron for someone who likes admiring food for how it looks more than how it tastes.
So far, I've thought of the following:
- in-food-uator (like 'infatuator' / infatuation)
- food-mirin (this seems kinda low effort lol).
Any more ideas? TIA!
I started a bird food-delivery service in my neighborhood
What do pirates store their food in?
At work I reduce the spice level in food.
What do you order when you don’t want to share your food?
A student baked a loaf of bread for foods class.
At the end of the class, his teacher returned the loaf and told him that he had gotten an A.
The student said: “Thanks, that’s just what I kneaded.”
Is there Japanese food leftover?
Nope, that bento, ben-eaten
Is there a company that’ll deliver food to your old girlfriend?
I need hammer-food puns
I work at a bar
The theme is hammers.
Give me your best dishes/names/puns.
Go!
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