Michelle (name) Puns

I was interrogating a crab the other day and I asked it “What’s your name? Where do you live? What’s that on your back?”

It said “Michelle”

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/KinglerKong

📅︎ Apr 05 2021

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Tortellini

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📰︎ r/puns

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👤︎ u/puntasticuser

📅︎ Jul 09 2019

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What is the number one name for a female turtle

michelle

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/angrydispatcher

📅︎ Aug 17 2017

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Just got my pet hermit crab a new home

He named it Michelle

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👤︎ u/BinaryPeach

📅︎ Dec 26 2019

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