Meteoritics Puns

A list of puns related to "Meteoritics"

A small meteorite is reportedly headed for Legoland

The damage is expected to be 50 square blocks.

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👤︎ u/ChildfreeAtheist1024
📅︎ May 05 2020
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What do you call the meteorite that wiped out the dinosaurs?

An extinct-guisher.

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👤︎ u/matthewrmshin
📅︎ Jul 19 2020
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It's easy to get along with meteorites.

They're really down to Earth.

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👤︎ u/MelkorHimself
📅︎ Nov 24 2019
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If the meteors that hit the earth are called meteorites...

Does that mean the ones that miss are meteorWRONGS?

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👤︎ u/Xcross74
📅︎ Jun 13 2019
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My dog retrieved a meteorite last night.

It was far fetched.

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👤︎ u/j_m_h
📅︎ Nov 25 2019
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Son: Dad... What's the difference between a meteor and meteorite?

Me: One is wrong and the other is right...

Wife: eyeroll

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👤︎ u/powerdeamon
📅︎ Sep 23 2019
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A meteor becomes a meteorite once it hits the earth. What do you call a meteor that missed the earth?

A metorleft.

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👤︎ u/Eliza_Swain
📅︎ Apr 02 2019
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Why was the vegan afraid of outer space?

Because it was filled with Meatorites.

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👤︎ u/DickTrickelDuraLube
📅︎ May 05 2020
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👤︎ u/simonsimi05
📅︎ Jun 27 2019
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If "meteorite" is the term for when a meteor strikes the ground, what are they called when they miss?

Meteowrongs

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👤︎ u/DoubleUnderscore
📅︎ Nov 23 2016
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Do you guys remember that guy who was hit by a meteorite?

I bet now he wishes it was a meteoleft.

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👤︎ u/The_Yolo_Swagman
📅︎ Oct 25 2016
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After my girlfriend posted a picture of us at a Meteor Crater..

(Me) "You spelled meteor wrong."

(Her) "Did I really?"

(Me) "Just joking, you spelled meteorite. "

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👤︎ u/IBrokeMyCloset
📅︎ Aug 05 2014
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Shopping for wedding rings last night, I showed promise for our future together.

We were looking at alternative metals, and we both agreed that the meteorite ring was not only the coolest looking in general, but the fact that it came from space made it a clear winner.

Her: "Maybe I should get meteorite in my wedding band too so we can match."

Me: "So you know what this means? It means that our love is out of this world!"

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👤︎ u/My_Dog_Sherlock
📅︎ Dec 05 2015
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