Thankfully I got a constellation prize.
But it was over my head.
A constellation prize.
It just goes over everyoneβs head.
He was looking into meteor showers.
...I mean, what planet is She on !!
Tony Soprano: So your father tells me youβre taking up Astronomy in college.
Kevin Bonpensiero: No, business.
Tony Soprano: Well how come he keeps saying youβre taking up space in school?
βUsually an overdose, son,β I told him
One of the most interesting objects in the night sky is a fuzzy patch of stars known colloquially as the βSeven Sistersβ. In order to find it, first find the constellation Orion, and follow the direction his Bow is shooting.
No thanks necessary, we aim to Pleiades.
I was spaced out.
What planet is she on?
But I did get the constellation prize.
Because there are too many meat-eors
I'm trying to become a rockstar.
So many heavenly bodies.
...but at least I got a constellation prize.
A Constellation prize
... but I'm too busy to planet.
What is a light year?
Its just like a regular year, but with less calories!
They checked the reviews of our solar system and only saw one star
Astronomy.
*Mercury
I was trying on some really old pants, and this particular pair of pants were fucking tight. Like, squeeze my soul out tight.
I remarked- " Good god, when did we buy these? 1947? (I usually say this when I'm talking about something old. Independence and whatnot)
And my dad goes " Yeah. Your gramps passed it on to me, and now its yours. That's why they're called Jeans."
My mom got annoyed.
But aviation is really fly!
I was talking about school with my kids at the dinner table. My son is learning about astronomy in science class.
Me: "Have you learned what a light year is?"
Son: "Yes, it's the distance light travels in 1 year."
Me: "Nope. It's 365 consecutive days when you don't have a lot going on."
My wife threatened divorce, so I know it was a good one.
My astronomy teacher tends to ramble, so when he goes off on a long tangent, I browse Reddit. I was looking at /r/dadjokes when he all of a sudden asked me a question about an article in our book. I was a bit dazed, but I snapped back to reality and answered his question. I guess that I had spaced out.
I was studying astronomy and thought this, my girlfriend groaned. I am attracted to gravity. it just pulls me in
I shared a story about a new supernova on facebook. Then my Dad and some others chimed in with this.
Here's the supernova story if you're interested: New Supernova in M82
The feild of astronomy is looking up. Red dwarfs aren't so hot. Black holes are out of sight. The astronomers watched the moon for 24 hours then called it a day.
What planet is she on!
So I can be a rockstar
Tony Soprano: So your father tells me you're takin' up astronomy in college. Kevin Bompensiero: No, business. Tony Soprano: Well, how come he keeps sayin' you're takin' up space in school?
Tony: So your father tells me youβre taking up astronomy in college?
Kevin: No, business.
Tony: Well how come he (points to father) keeps saying youβre taking up space in school?
Dad: I heard you're studying astronomy in college? Kid: No, I'm studying business... Dad: Then how come I heard you've been takin up space in school?
Tony Soprano everybody
