Metaverse Puns

A list of puns related to "Metaverse"

When did the polish man wake up?

At the Kraków dawn

hehehe

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👤︎ u/wizardofoz07
📅︎ Jan 04 2022
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Why can’t dinosaurs clap?

Because they’re all dead.

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👤︎ u/DUMPSTER_CHILD2020
📅︎ Jan 04 2022
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Dark joke!

Better get a flash light

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👤︎ u/Apprehensive-Cold314
📅︎ Jan 04 2022
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What is the most emotional unit of measurement?

A (s)entimeter

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👤︎ u/AnaA142
📅︎ Jan 04 2022
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Why didn't the apostles chase Jesus after their argument?

Anytime you crossed him, he would come back 3 days later

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👤︎ u/AnPubLocked
📅︎ Jan 04 2022
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Why can’t Superman buy Bitcoin after the sun goes down?

Because it’s crypto-night.

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👤︎ u/Alaska_Engineer
📅︎ Nov 19 2021
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What do you call it when a group of apes starts a company?

Monkey business...

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👤︎ u/dookieshoes2020
📅︎ Dec 08 2021
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