When the optician messed up my appointment...

I didn't look at her the same way again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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Restaurant messed up and gave me a garden salad instead of a Caesar salad. When I complained my little girl said,

β€œDad, any salad can be a Caesar salad. You just have to stab it enough times”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/loonmaster2
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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I messed up while making a pie

Don’t worry, it was never supposed to be a piece of cake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OfficialPickle734
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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The smurf really messed up I guess you could say

he blue it

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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An amateur messed up making cheese. He had no whey to fix it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/coffinedude
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2020
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Today I messed up and bought an entire cupboard of beef stock.

But hey, at least I’m now a boullionnaire

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redback3
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2020
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A dominatrix messed up and got one client’s request with another

Oops, wrong sub

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πŸ‘€︎ u/geoffrey_1der
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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[OC]Got a friend who is an idiot when messed up on opioids...

I call him an OxyMoron.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rebmob_7577
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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What does a depressed interior designer say when he messed up his work?

I hate myshelf.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FarinaIsInSpace
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
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My Dad really messed up his wrists dragging his car from England to France.

He got car-pull-tunnel syndrome.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Peteman22
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2018
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I messed up while playing cards and played a single J instead of waiting to play a 9 10 J.

I wasn’t thinking straight.

(Explanation) In cards a string of numbers in a row is called a β€œstraight” and so by not thinking straight, I am both being confused and making poor decisions, and am also not thinking about the card combination of the same name.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Son_of_Carr
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2019
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So I messed up my chemistry lab the other day and had way to much O2 as a byproduct

But to be honest, it was a breath of fresh air.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XxStupidBusxX
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2018
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What did the Frenchman say when he messed up his pancakes?

Oh crΓͺpes!

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2019
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I recently became sick, so all of my senses are messed up and food tastes different than it used to

I guess my taste buds are now just taste acquaintances

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2018
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My father was a juggler who messed up on opening night of the circus

He ruined months of in-tents training

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πŸ‘€︎ u/confibulator
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2017
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So my dog messed up and I told him to give himself a round of applause...

and then I thought, "well for you, it'd be a round of a-paws"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/goddamit_adam
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2016
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My wife said she thinks her back is messed up cause it's hurting.

I told her to sleep on it and let me know.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iatetacos
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2018
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Time square messed up big time.

They dropped the ball again last night

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πŸ‘€︎ u/therealtechnird
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2018
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No wonder this world is so messed up...

It's bipolar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DualFate
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2018
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This is messed up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FishcakeWoodSpy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2017
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My Dad went to McDonalds where they messed up his order...

He told me, "Looks like they made a McStake"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cludwig15
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2015
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A girl messed up her recitation in Hebrew school today

I torah a new one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pimpedoutbarby
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2017
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Bruno Mars messed up

by not titling his newest hit "^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Magic"

Edit: formatting this on mobile was a nightmare

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OskieWoskie
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2016
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"PETA is a messed up organization"

Me: "PETA is a messed up organization" Dad: "Yeah, they focus too much on their bread products" Me: "God dammit"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The69LTD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2015
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Wife Messed up my Haircut

Wife: "I messed up the back a bit, so it's going to be a bit higher than usual."

Me: "How bad is it off by?"

Wife: "Just a hair."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IxCptMorganxI
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2015
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The cashier at Subway messed up when asking if I wanted a receipt

"Would you like a copy of your card?" "No, I'd like the original, please."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CapgrasX13
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2013
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