IMDB's synopsis: In 1994, a young couple enters the world of the music industry, and subsequently the world of drugs.
This musical number can explain the premise of the movie better than I, but I'll try my glitterless, clownless, wizardless, rubber bikiniless best. In 1994, the world will be ruled by an evil authoritarian music executive who uses sex and drugs to control his musical slaves. I don't want to give too much away, but we literally go to Hell where we meet the Devil's son, Dandi, and the Apple. And in conclusion, SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!
Edit: oh yeah, you can find it on Prime Video.
Cannon films, studio behind some of the greatest B movies. I prefer their more popular films. So my list would be:
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The Last American Virgin
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Cobra
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Bloodsport
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Over the Top
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Breakin
I know all of us who enjoy RLM have a deep affinity Cannon and the fodder it has poduce for BOTW and beyond. Netflix, like Cannon, has had some dizzying highs and some abysmal lows in terms of content produced. And like with Cannon I think Netflix has spent lavishly and now finds itself stamping approval for anything that can be made cheaply and shoved our the door. I know they spend millions but god damn some of these Netflix originals would Menahem Golan and Yoram Globus proud
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
You take away their little brooms
