Bill and Melinda Gates got divorced. Melinda got the house...

But Bill kept the Windows

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Melinda Gates
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I heard Bill and Melinda Gates are getting divorced.

Apparently he refused to ever empty the recycle bin.

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Melinda was going to sue Bill for not giving her the amount of money she wan entitled to

So Bill said: "A lawsuit? For real? You know I always windows"

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Every one wants to know why Bill and Melinda divorced

But sure the Gates won't open up.

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About bill and melinda

So, Bill and Melinda Gates are getting a divorce She gets the house and He gets the Windows!

According to Melinda Gates, Bill just didn't Excel at his marriage. Apparently he had no Power Points while arguing, but he always had to have the last Word And now that he no longer had Access to her heart, the Outlook was not looking good for them. They couldn’t work together as Teams On the Surface they were a perfect couple, but deep down there was hardly any Kinect. He kept everything hidden like an X-Box and she never found it re- Azuring. The main reason she divorced Bill Gates because he was in Office365 days.

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I was a little shocked to find out that Bill and Melinda Gates are divorcing.

They seemed so happy..on the Surface.

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Melinda was completely shook by her divorce. She had to see a therapist

She said to her therapist: "I feel like I am trapped in a room with no windows and gates"

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Why can't Melinda go inside the house she got from her divorce?

Error 404: Gate not found

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Can we start gossiping about Bill and Melinda Gates now?

Or is that not PC?

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Did you hear that Bill and Melinda Gates are getting divorced?

He threw her out the Windows. He Excels at that. He wants a Word with his lawyer. He's PowerPointing her to the door. I guess they just weren't on each other's Teams.

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What do you call Elon Musk standing between Bill and Melinda Gates?

ElonGated

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I've started a boat building business in my attic...

...sails are going through the roof.

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Without Bill,

Melinda will be just an ionaire.

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Mother's day joke, accidental but hilarious

I asked my husband if he knew any Italian words, He told me "My wife is bellissimo"

I told him, "That's beautiful"

Happy mother's day!

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