My GF could not stare at me hard enough after this one.

Her: my watch-tan is so bad!
Me: yeah, you know why?
Her: why?
Me: because your melanin got a-wrist-ed!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Soviet_Broski
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2018
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Well, he's not wrong...

We are watching a show about the dark side of humans. A guy on the show says "but why do we have a darker side"

Dad:I thought that was called melanin

My mom had think about that one for a bit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheGulpmaster
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2014
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