Mediterraneanism Puns

It's a Pita Parka.

Falafel

Teach it to hum.

It's called Wok like an Egyptian.

It was a Post-Hummus award

I guess C’s really do get degrees

Italy.

(My friends actually appreciated this one so I thought I'd share it here.)

I think Olive salami is here to stay

But hummus have missed the mark, and now I falafel.

She doesn't like hummus, which is a naan-starter.

Of Corsican, don't be Sicily.

It makes me Falafel

It was a little Greecey.

Because I see a lot turkey and grease.

I guess it's always been my greatest Fanta Sea.

They went from "see" to "see"

I guess the rain's down in Africa.

He makes me falafel every day.

I was just in a checkout line at the grocery store and the man behind me was going on and on in broken English about being from some Neo-Mediterranean superpower. He got my attention, pointed to a newspaper above the belt, and asked what it was. I replied “It’s the Times, New Roman.”

Falawful

What did the sick chef say to the bus boy?

"Oh man, I feelafal"

Sea Nile

I can also tell when they're standing.

EDIT: from https://jokeriot.com

I was proud of myself for this one:

Son: "Dad, what is Greece?"

Me: "A country in the Mediterranean. They speak Greek there, it's the most spoken language in the world"

Wife: "what? No it's not, that's Chinese"

Me: "Yeah, that's Greek to me"

<Groans>

Wife: I got this feta cheese from the new Mediterranean market in town. It's so good!

Me: there was a famine in Lebanon a few years ago where they used that cheese to end the crisis.

Wife: ...

Me: it feta lotta people.

Wife: I hate you

Little sister was asking for spelling help: Ls: "Are you sure there's not only one 'c'?" Dad: "No, there are many seas. Mediterranean, Black, Red..."

I was just in a checkout line at the grocery store and the man behind me was going on and on in broken English about being from some Neo-Mediterranean superpower. He got my attention, pointed to a newspaper above the belt, and asked what it was. I replied “It’s the Times, New Roman.”