Why did Ghislaine Maxwell cross the road?

Because all the cameras were malfunctioning, and the guards were not doing their checks, and even though she said she didn’t want to cross the road, we think she did it anyways.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jvanzandd
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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I wonder who was the first guy to make fun of Maxwell House Coffee.

That was The Original Roast.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Godredd
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2019
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If at first you don’t succeed, well there goes skydiving.

Unless you have a Maxwell House parachute. They are good β€˜til the last drop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/davidwayland
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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Christmas dad joke.

Got an awesome cup from my SO for Christmas. Has tons of equations on it. Dad sees a Maxwell equation (Vβ€’D)=P and says if you get VD it hurts to pee!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShellyMarsh
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2013
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