How do you get to Mathew McConaughey's house from here?

You just go down to the corner of 5th and Broad, and then go "Al-right Al-right Al-right."

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George Clooney, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Mathew McConaughey are in a coffee shop to discuss a new movie:

Clooney: β€œI’ll direct.”

DiCaprio: β€œI’ll act.”

McConaughey: β€œI’ll write, I’ll write, I’ll write.”

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What did the calculus professor name his newborn son?

Mathew

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George Clooney, Johnny Depp, and Matthew McConaughey all decide to make a movie together

George Clooney said β€œI’ll direct!” Johnny Depp said β€œI’ll produce!” Mathew McConaughey said β€œIll write, I’ll write, I’ll write.”

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