Masatoshi Nei Puns

I'm going to be fact-checking this article by Subbor Ahmad, a muslim apologist, who claims that the scientific community doubts common descent. You should note that Subboor really likes to keep things muddy. He has no clear definition of "Darwinism", "Darwinian Evolution", or even "Evolution". This is on purpose. He knows common descent is not disputed which is why he heavily tries to confuse with his usage of the terms and quote-mining.

Also shoutout to /u/DetectiveInspectorMF and his website.

Does Henry Gee doubt common descent? No!

2 Paragraphs after his own quotation of him. Did he even read the book? Probably, but this part doesn't help so he just ignored it.

>“No senbile, informed person would doubt that we all had ancestors, and the further back you look in time, the more apelike they’d have looked, right? This cartoon picture of human evolution doens’t really represent our actual ancestors, but metaphors, right? Well, yes, up to a point. That we all had ancestors is true – emphatically so. That our ancestors would hav ebeen more apeliek the futher back in time we look is also highly likely, given that our cloest living relative in the animal kingdom is the chimpanzee, and it remains reasonable to suggest that the chimpanzee has evolved less far from our common ancestral state than we have.”

^(Henry Gee, The Accidental Species: Misunderstandings Of Human Evolution, P. 23-24)

>"Evolution is demonstrated by the existence of fossils and the community of all life. By this, I mean that the chemistry that animates you is virtually identical to that which animates every other living creature. Because of this, this is very good reason to suspect that all life shares a single common ancestor. This is more than a supposition - the notion of a single common ancestry has been tested, formally and rigorously, and has been found to support the pattern of extant life far better than any model positing independent origins. It follows, therefor that any fossil we find will be a cousin, in some degree, of any other creature, living or extinct, discovered or undiscovered - even if we can never show that anyone was else's ancestor."

^(Henry Gee, The Accidental Species: Misunderstandings Of Human Evolution, P. 24)

>"Earlier I mentioned that the "community of descent" p

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Do your worst!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

When I got home, they were still there.

I won't be doing that today!

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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

You take away their little brooms

There hasn't been a post all year!

Why

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

It was about a weak back.

Where ever you left it 🤷‍♀️🤭

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

Nothing, it just waved

Him: I can explain everything!

(It's his best joke yet I think)

Bob

So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."

Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.

Just to clarify, 12345678

Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...

Notices there's only 2;

Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."

I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.

I was just sitting there doing nothing.

“BOOM”?!