Marijuana (word) Puns

A list of puns related to "Marijuana (word)"

Apparently there is bi-partisan agreement in Congress that medicinal marijuana should be allowed for the purpose of relieving arthritis pain...

In other words, there is joint support for joint support for joint support...

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
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A guy walks into a bar and sees 3 pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling. The guy asks, "What's this about?"

The bartender replies, "Well, if you can jump up and slap the meat, you get free drinks for the rest of the night. If you miss, you pay for everyone's drinks for the next hour. You wanna do it?"

The guy replies, "Nah, the steaks are too high."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/REPOST_STRANGLER
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Apparently there is bi-partisan agreement in Congress that medicinal marijuana should be allowed for the purpose of relieving arthritic pain.

In other words, there is joint support for joint support for joint support.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/fatandsalt
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 22 2018
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