Me when people tell me I make too many puns
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/atrashx
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How many puns made me laugh?

No pun in ten did.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/MindStudio
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2020 is going to be filled with so many puns about perfect vision

I canโ€™t wait to see them all

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Volumed_Coyote_60
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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r/memes have too many puns...
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/OmegaRomea
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 19 2019
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To. Many. Puns.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Kingoctopus800
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 29 2019
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I just asked a German citizen how many puns he made

He laughed and then said โ€œnein.โ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/StellarStarmie
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 12 2020
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Too.Many.Puns.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Milbei_Culapte
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 07 2020
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So Many Puns lmao
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/HanzAAli
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 22 2018
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[Request] Ducks. I need many puns about ducks ASAP.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/jeepercreepers9
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 16 2019
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How do you call it when there're too many puns?

Apuncalypse

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/TheDesaj2
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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How many Puns in 10 Seconds? youtube.com/watch?v=n2-wBโ€ฆ
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/JediMasterJared
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 23 2018
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A man has been jailed for telling too many puns

The judge called it 'Assault with a Dadly Weapon'

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Deadpoodle
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 10 2015
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How many puns did the baby cub say today?

Cubs cant speak English, so it must of been a bear-minimum.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Solsius
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/BarnesTheNoble
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 23 2012
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So many puns! [X-POST FROM /R/FUNNY]
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/IAmCthuluAMA
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 30 2012
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We will never run out of puns now!

A giant list of puns

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. Itโ€™s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind itโ€™s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I donโ€™t think itโ€™s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

Thereโ€™s a new type of broom out, itโ€™s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels canโ€™t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, itโ€™s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldnโ€™t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didnโ€™t have the balls to do it.

I used to be afraid of hu

... keep reading on reddit โžก

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/communist_scumbag
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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Easter/Quarantine puns?

My gf is trying to get as many puns as possible with both in one. Anyone can think of some?

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/space_avocado
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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Exposed

Girl: I love to laugh...tell me a pun Me: I'll expose you to so many puns you'll have to call it punography

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/wrinkly_rooster96
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 01 2020
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Subject: weather

Iโ€™m curious as to how many puns can be fit into one comment before it no longer becomes funny.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/bobs-revenge
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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In Need of Some Very Urgent Pun Help

I need as many puns/jokes involving the name Emma as possible. I realize this isn't exactly what this sub is for, but I am desperate.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Bilbino
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 10 2018
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Name puns for Britney

Britney is a really common name and yet we don't have many puns for the name.

C'mon guys show some creativity and come up with puns for Britney.

Write any pun you know.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/HarlemShakespeare
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 04 2018
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Feels Punished, Man
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Sed59
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 19 2019
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Romaine Calm

Romaine calm. The government did not Caesar vegetables. They will lettuce know what's going on soon. That's salad o' panic over what may be just a coincidence. If it's a false alarm somebody's going to get a dressing down. E. Coli like I see it.*

*So many puns in such bad taste. Too Soonโ„ข?

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/The_Possum
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 22 2018
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Participating in my first pun competition soon- advice?

The first round is 90 seconds to come up with as many puns as possible. Second round is teams, round-robin style. Any pro punners out there with tips?

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/blueridgerose
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 22 2018
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[REQUEST] New dog named "Alpine"

Need as many puns as possible, this is a cry for alp.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/RENOxDECEPTION
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 11 2017
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[Pun Request] Conformity, fitting in, and identity

I'm trying to come up with as many puns about conformity as I can, especially those that have to do with fitting in to a box or category! Can you help me?

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Jennlore
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Why do saxophone players get so many dates?

Because they have sax appeal ๐ŸŽท

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/FerrousDerrius
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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Many years ago there was a vicious viking named Rรผdoff.

Rรผdoff was one of the best fighters in his village and a terrifying opponent on the battlefield. He would often return from battle, so drenched in his opponent's blood that he became known as "Rรผdoff det rรธde", meaning "the red".

After years of wars, and regular battles, Rรผdoff finally grew old, and decided that his fighting days were behind him. He became the best farmer that his village had ever known and people would travel from.far away to ask him about his crops and to predict the weather, as he was quite proficient at it.

One morning he wokeup, and looked out the window, the skys were clear and the sun was shining, but Rรผdoff could feel the pressure in his old bones and battle scars

"It will Rain soon", he said to his wife while she made breakfast. She glanced outside and told him he was nuts, it was bright and sunny.

He simply hiked up his pants and reminded her:

Rรผdoff The Red knows rain, dear.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/smoffatt34920
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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I haven't seen many Thanksgiving puns yet

But I'm sure more may flower in time.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/E420CDI
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but the lightbulb really has to want to change.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/winkelschleifer
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My wife asked how many Indian flatbreads do we still have at home,

I said naan.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/criticatto
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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Why do so many husbands die before their wives?

They want to.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/DragonHeinie
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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Spider-Man has many incredible powers, including the ability to know how many spiders there are around the world.

He uses his Spider Census.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/MotherJoanFoggy
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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I asked my sheepdog how many sheep we had, he said 40.

"What? We should only have 37!" I replied.

"I know" he said, "I rounded them up".

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Light_bulbnz
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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How many South Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

A Brazilian

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/aaronclark384
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The cows on my dairy farm have all decided to form a new financial vehicle made up of a pool of money collected from many cows to invest in securities...

It's a mootual fund.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/thomasbrakeline
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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The year 2020 is going to be filled with so many puns about perfect vision

I can just see it now.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/BradC
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This year 2020 is going to be filled with so many puns about perfect vision

I can see it now.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/cacarrizales
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A giant list of puns from r/copypasta

A giant list of puns

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. Itโ€™s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind itโ€™s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I donโ€™t think itโ€™s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

Thereโ€™s a new type of broom out, itโ€™s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels canโ€™t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, itโ€™s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldnโ€™t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didnโ€™t have the balls to do it.

I used to be afraid of hu

... keep reading on reddit โžก

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what do you call a dog breed, bred to hear really well?

what do you call a dog breed bred to hear really well?

corn bread

*this was a pun i made a while ago to see how many puns i could fit in a short joke.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/TheDragonInNight
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514 Dad Jokes

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. Itโ€™s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind itโ€™s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I donโ€™t think itโ€™s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

Thereโ€™s a new type of broom out, itโ€™s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels canโ€™t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, itโ€™s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldnโ€™t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn

... keep reading on reddit โžก

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Josvys
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Why are so many movies made in america?

...Because they like shooting things

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/plopperdinger
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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How many tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh?

Ten Tickles

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/icemage27
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?"

"Ten tickles."

I'm so proud to bring you this super high quality dad joke.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/PersonWalker
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