Because it'll blow his cover
Shaken and a little bit slurred
He goes undercover
One's a heavy drinker, the other's a little drunk
Trouble 07
Queen and country
On Daniels Craiglist
Because it's a bit draughty.
(Courtesy of my dad. Today. Because of my t shirt.)
...sails are going through the roof.
Bubble 07
A license to Till
Best trade ever.
.....but, it would make you Roger Moore.
Because it was not agent's toilet.
Dong. Ding Dong
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He came of age among this suffering and at 21 was finally able to legally change his name. He arrived at the government office where he presented himself:
-I'm James Fart and I want to legally change my name!
Of course they laughed at him (everybody did) but eventually they all settled and came around to the situation.
-Ok, so... your current name is.. ·chuckles· James Fart... I'm sorry, I just...
-I know, everybody has been laughing at my name since as long as I can remember.
After a long and tedious process, everything is ready.
-Very well, sorry for the delays but you know how hard this protocols are. The good news: you are no longer "James Fart", what name do you want instead?
-Charles Fart.
He starts his relationships with a Bond.
He would be the Pastor of Muppets
he said "I guess I blew my cover" as he chuckled to himself and then May Day beat him to death because it smelled bad
...he will finally get his Masters of Puppets. 🤘
A License to Chill
I still wonder what he named his other leg.
Dad: Because it’s a Spy Duh!!
Alright people. Anyone who can perform telekinesis, raise my hand.
It'll be called "Carry On Baggage".
I’ve been expecting you, Mr. Bond.
Because there's no time to dye!
It was a bonding moment.
James bond
Bubble 07
Because, it would blow his cover.
Bubble O 7
Bubble O7.
Because it would blow his cover
Bubble 07
What do you call James Bond in a bath?
Bubble 07
...He goes under cover.
... but it will make you Roger Moore.
Bubble-07
He goes undercover
