Why doesn't james bond fart in bed?

Because it'll blow his cover

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James Pond's - A View to a Krill
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How does James Bond order his third martini?

Shaken and a little bit slurred

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What does James Bond do before he goes to bed?

He goes undercover

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Kevin James and Peter Dinklage walk into a bar

One's a heavy drinker, the other's a little drunk

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What do you call James Bond who tends to make situations inconvenient and difficult?

Trouble 07

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You know what music James Bond likes to listen to?

Queen and country

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Where can you buy used James Bond merch?

On Daniels Craiglist

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Kevin James Franco in his best role yet!
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Why is St. James Gate so cold?

Because it's a bit draughty.

(Courtesy of my dad. Today. Because of my t shirt.)

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I've started a boat building business in my attic...

...sails are going through the roof.

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What do you call James Bond taking a bath?

Bubble 07

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what would James Bond have if he were a shopkeeper

A license to Till

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I got a signed LeBron James jersey for my son.

Best trade ever.

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VIAGRA....It won't make you James Bond....

.....but, it would make you Roger Moore.

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Why was James Bond kicked out of a toilet?

Because it was not agent's toilet.

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How does James Bond’s doorbell introduce itself?

Dong. Ding Dong

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My name is James Pond

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*This is a literal Dad Joke my father used to tell when I was a kid about 30 years ago. He's almost 80 now and it still makes him laugh.* - So, there was this man named James Fart. Everybody made fun of him since he was very young. "James Fart! James Fart" the bullies used to make him cry...

He came of age among this suffering and at 21 was finally able to legally change his name. He arrived at the government office where he presented himself:

-I'm James Fart and I want to legally change my name!

Of course they laughed at him (everybody did) but eventually they all settled and came around to the situation.

-Ok, so... your current name is.. Β·chucklesΒ· James Fart... I'm sorry, I just...

-I know, everybody has been laughing at my name since as long as I can remember.

After a long and tedious process, everything is ready.

-Very well, sorry for the delays but you know how hard this protocols are. The good news: you are no longer "James Fart", what name do you want instead?

-Charles Fart.

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James is a gentleman

He starts his relationships with a Bond.

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What do you call a Chinese spy?

Lei Yinglo

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If James Hetfield officiated a wedding between Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy.....

He would be the Pastor of Muppets

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A James Bond movie from 1979
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James Bond farted in bed

he said "I guess I blew my cover" as he chuckled to himself and then May Day beat him to death because it smelled bad

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At this year's graduation cermony @ UCLA, James Hetfield will receive the Jim Henson memorial degree...

...he will finally get his Masters of Puppets. 🀘

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What does James Bond need to go on vacation?

A License to Chill

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I once met a guy with a wooden leg named James.

I still wonder what he named his other leg.

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Son: Dad, why did you name your pet tarantula James Bond?

Dad: Because it’s a Spy Duh!!

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James Randi, RIP

Alright people. Anyone who can perform telekinesis, raise my hand.

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James Pond
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I'm starting a business in airports selling bags with the faces of Sid James, Hattie Jacques, Kenneth Williams, Charles Hawtrey and Joan Sims on them.

It'll be called "Carry On Baggage".

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What did James Bond’s mom say as she was giving birth?

I’ve been expecting you, Mr. Bond.

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Why does James Bond Have grey hair?

Because there's no time to dye!

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I shared a urinal with some guy named James.

It was a bonding moment.

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Who was the first under water spy?

James Pond

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What do you call it when two spies named james try to become friends?

James bond

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What do you call James Bond taking a bath?

Bubble 07

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Why doesn't James Bond fart in bed ?

Because, it would blow his cover.

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What do you call James Bond taking a bath?

Bubble O 7

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What do you call James Bond taking a bath ?

Bubble O7.

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Why doesn't James Bond fart in bed?

Because it would blow his cover

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What do you call james bond taking a bath?

Bubble 07

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James Bond enjoying himself

What do you call James Bond in a bath?

Bubble 07

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What does James Bond do before he goes to sleep?

...He goes under cover.

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Fact: viagra won’t make you James Bond...

... but it will make you Roger Moore.

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What do you call James Bond taking a bath?

Bubble-07

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What does James Bond do before he goes to sleep?

He goes undercover

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