Male and Female Puns

A list of puns related to "Male and Female"

The Water Buffalo dad was surprised to hear that his boy was attracted to both male and female water buffaloes.

He should have know he had a Bison.

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👤︎ u/BritishTeeth11
📅︎ Jun 20 2021
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What's the biggest difference between male patients in a mental hospital and their female nurses?

They're nuts!

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👤︎ u/chrisesplin
📅︎ Apr 16 2021
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How do you tell the difference between a male door and a female door?

One has a ding-dong and the other has knockers.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Jan 10 2021
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What’s the difference between a female basket and a male basket?

Basketballs.

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👤︎ u/afarro
📅︎ Jan 28 2021
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TIL Older forms of English kept Latin’s gender-specific suffixes -tor and -trix; tor is for men and trix is for women. So a male pilot is an aviator, a female pilot is an aviatrix. A male fighter is a gladiator, a female fighter is a gladiatrix.

This contrasts with the modern system, where tor is for both men and women, and trix are for kids.

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👤︎ u/neffability
📅︎ Jun 02 2020
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Do you know why a hot dog bun looks a but like male genitalia and a hamburger bun looks like female genitalia?

Gender Rolls

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👤︎ u/Record_layer
📅︎ Jul 24 2020
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A male dog and a female dog are having a pissing contest, which one will win?

Obviously the male dog because he has the-leg-up.

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👤︎ u/W00D-CHUCK
📅︎ Aug 16 2020
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My son thought males and females were practically the same...

I told him there was a vas deferens.

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👤︎ u/tunayafish
📅︎ Jul 19 2020
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My friend does the perfect imitation of the offspring of a male donkey and a female horse.

It's a perfect em-mule-ation.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Apr 04 2020
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Which kind of dinosaur is attracted to both male and female dinosaurs?

A biceratops

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👤︎ u/budcuddly
📅︎ Oct 27 2019
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How do you tell the difference between female ants and male ants?

Drop the ant in a glass of water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant. If it floats, it's buoyant.

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👤︎ u/SpankMeDaddy22
📅︎ Feb 11 2019
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What do you get when you have 50 female pigs, and 50 male deer?

One hundred "sows and bucks" (100,000 bucks).

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👤︎ u/SirFluffyChicken
📅︎ Sep 06 2019
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Did you know that for wingless insects, males will float and females will sink?

That's how you know they're buoyant

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👤︎ u/Chateau512
📅︎ Jun 15 2019
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If Iron = Fe and man = male, does that mean Ironman is actually Female?

You got some 'splaining to do Mr. Stark!

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👤︎ u/Iwasthinking
📅︎ Oct 31 2018
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What’s the difference between a male and a female?

Well...there’s a vas deferens

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👤︎ u/urethra_franklin666
📅︎ Jul 08 2018
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How can you tell the difference between a male snowman and a female snowman?

One has snow balls

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👤︎ u/nworberto
📅︎ Dec 13 2017
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Did you hear about the Kelsey Grammer hosted documentary about abuse in male and female prisons?

It’s titled “Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs”

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👤︎ u/FightPigs
📅︎ Aug 23 2018
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I've got fifty female pigs and fifty male deer. How much are they worth?

A hundred sows and bucks.

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👤︎ u/bookfellow
📅︎ Aug 19 2018
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If I had male donkeys and female horses...

I'd breed them together and use their children around this time of year to spread some mule-tide cheer.

Merry Christmas (Eve)!

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👤︎ u/CronoZero15
📅︎ Dec 24 2015
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What's the difference between a "male" and a "female"?

Iron.

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👤︎ u/RecoveringRelapser
📅︎ Jun 05 2020
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How do you tell male and female ants apart?

Drop them in water girl ants sink and bouyants float.

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👤︎ u/dacs1306
📅︎ Oct 10 2018
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There's a vas deferens between the male and female genitals.
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👤︎ u/icy_juggler
📅︎ Dec 25 2018
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What do you have when you have 50 female pigs and 50 male deer?

100 Sows and bucks.

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👤︎ u/safetyinthenumbers
📅︎ Nov 10 2013
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