Massive protest spread across Madrid earlier today to protest the nation's Supreme Court ruling that bans tattoos.

Nobody accepts the Spanish ink decision.

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📅︎ Feb 27 2021
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Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer is pronounced dead after colliding with a flock of seagulls and a 747 over Madrid.

Eyewitnesses say the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

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👤︎ u/nsh921
📅︎ Dec 25 2020
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I got sick at this small hotel in Madrid.

I got sick at this small hotel in Madrid. I called the front desk and they told me they had a doctor on staff. After he made me feel better, I told him I was amazed that such a small place had a doctor. He nodded and said "NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INN PHYSICIAN!!!!

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👤︎ u/mementh
📅︎ Oct 06 2020
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I keep reading about Real Madrid in the news,

I do hope they catch the Fake Madrid.

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👤︎ u/EotEaH
📅︎ Nov 04 2020
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I didn't expect to see that convention of skilled printers in Madrid…

It was a Spanish ink-wiz-isition.

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👤︎ u/DENelson83
📅︎ Oct 31 2020
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People at our Christmas party were impressed when I showed off my incredibly detailed tattoo, but they didn't believe me when I tell them I got it done in Madrid.

Nobody expected the Spanish ink precision.

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I came to work this morning and was shocked to find that our company was bought over by a firm in Madrid.

No one expects the Spanish acquisition.

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📅︎ Nov 27 2019
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I was going to get a tattoo in Madrid, but the tattoo artist I wanted to go to got in trouble for making some anti government tattoo art, which was quite a surprise

No one expects the Spanish ink sedition

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👤︎ u/allanon101
📅︎ Dec 31 2019
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I went to Madrid last week

I went to Madrid last week and bought a pen. The pen was smooth and extremely accurate. Everybody who knew was surprised, no one expected the Spanish inkprecision

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📅︎ Apr 14 2020
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During my trip to Madrid I was staying at this small motel when I grew pretty ill. Thankfully the people at the front desk sent the on call doctor over and he was able to fix me up real quick. I told him I didn't expect such a small place to have such a good doctor, to which he told me

Nobody expects the Spanish Inn Physician

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👤︎ u/RKO-Cutter
📅︎ Oct 08 2019
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I hear that the Arctic Monkeys recently sold a Carpet to the current Real Madrid manager.

I bet that it looks good on Zidane's floor.

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📅︎ Aug 11 2019
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I lost my collection of Swiss watches while traveling through Madrid.

Adios, Omegas.

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📅︎ Jan 22 2019
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I got a pen in Barcelona. It writes so smoothly. I can get the finest lines out of it. Everyone is so surprised by it

Because no one expects the Spanish ink precision!

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📅︎ Jun 02 2020
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I've been hosting a quiz...

...and we have players from all over the world.

Last night, the team from Madrid cleaned up, they got 100%. Everyone was completely shocked.

Nobody expected the Spanish in our Quiz Session.

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📅︎ May 07 2020
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Where do recluses live in Spain?

Barceloner.

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ May 07 2019
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Florentino Perez hits blunt and recieves a check from an Arab..

Perez : Bruh, it's like we're Riyal Madrid now

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👤︎ u/amf44
📅︎ Jun 01 2016
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