Mac & Cheese 2 Puns

Kraftwerk Mac N’ Cheese

Now he just has Mac and cheese

This gives a whole new meaning to Mac ‘n Cheese.

I want mac-n-cheese

A bear walks into a restaurant and the waiter asks "what can I get ya?" The bear says, "I'll have the…............................. Mac and cheese" Waiter asks, "Why the big pause?" Bear says, "Well, I'm a bear!"

Was making some mac n cheese with my dad and while grating the cheese my dad belts out in a thick Scottish accent, "This is going to be great!" Never rolled my eyes so hard and he had the biggest dumb smile on his face. The mac and cheese did turn out pretty good though.

We were eating Mac and Cheese for dinner outside yesterday. He dropped some on his chair. I told him he can't eat it because it is dirty now.

He said, but Dad I want it its cherry now!

I couldn't be more proud!

Wife "your lunch is very orange"

4yo "what do you mean? "

Wife "well you have Mac and cheese which is orange and a Clementine which is orange"

Me "well, the Clementine is only a little orange"

We were eating dinner at a nice resteraunt when my dad pointed to my mac-n-cheese and asked "Can I have a bite?"

So I leaned over and bit him.

Friend: I've been eating pudding and other luiqidy foods for almost a week now.

Me: that sucks, when will you be able to eat regularly?

Friend: I'm hoping in three days. I want pizza and mac and cheese.

Me: Solid goals, brother.

I never got a reply..

What's the opposite of Mac & Cheese?

Windows & Cheese!

Back story: My grandfather works for Kraft Foods (they make mac and cheese). We live about an hour away from a town called Nazareth.

Dad: Grandpa said his company got sold and is moving to Nazareth.

Me: They sold Kraft?

Dad: Yeah, and they even changed the name.

Me: What is it?

Dad: Cheeses in Nazareth

Many laughs ensued

My friend and I were eating at a southern buffet. As he was scooping out some mac n cheese, the older man beside him said: "Oh, my son loves that stuff!"

So today for lunch we were having mac'n cheese for lunch. And I see my dad is taking ALL of the cheese (we serve them separately) and I stop saying "leave some".

His reply "Don't leave for tomorrow what you can eat today"...

Because if you do it's a Mac and Cheese.