MEChA Puns

For a pilgrimage to Mecha.

It’s called Tex-Mechs.

...but I couldn't mech it.

We were watching tv and I was snacking on beef jerky.

Me: You know, beef jerky is actually a pretty healthy snack.

Sis: Huh, well don't you need to lower your sodium intake the rest of the day?

Me: Na

...after a minute or two...

Sis: ...oh god dammit!

We're both engineers btw, I'm MechE she's ChemE.

I'm an Mech. Engineering student and we are shopping for a new toilet in lowes.

Me upon seeing the kohler toilets: "they are recruiting engineers next week at our college" "I don't think I want to work for a toilet company though"

Mom: "well they probably make good money"

Me: "yeah but I hear it's a shitty job"

A groan came from both her and the lowes employee who was helping us.

while hanging out with some friends, one of them jokingly told me to leave, and another than said to him "you can't talk to mech like that, he has rights." to which I added "and lefts!" As I held up my left hand. everyone proceeded to tell me to leave.