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He was charged with criminal in-tent.
Dad: Don't use it all!
First post, long time lurker. I've never heard this one before and had to share with you guys! Any other bathroom related dad jokes?
My girlfriend makes two twos. But she sells them for only 5 dollars. My mom thinks that price isn't nearly high enough.
So I'm riding in the car with my parents and my mom says "wow Window_Lurker this girl is selling two twos on etsy for 50$"
To which my dad replies "jeez. I wonder how much she could make selling three threes"
First and foremost, this is my first actual reddit post (been a lurker for some time now). Anyways, onto the dad jokes. Recently as I have been getting older, it's becoming more and more apparent that I am doomed to inheritance of the typical dad jokes, especially my dad's favorites. Many a time now have I passed a graveyard in the car, asking any occupants, "you see that place over there? people are dying to get in". cue groans and stifled giggles But what about dad rage? Something his grandfather used to say, and he has said, and now I say....road rage makes for the weirdest rages. "Get out, put it on a string and pull it behind you". Yes, I have said that. I AM DOOMED REDDIT. DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED.
