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Favorite Type-Moon "elite groups"?

Basically what the title says. An "elite group" by definition is, well, a group of members who are superior in rank, skills, etc. within a class or category. You get the idea.

You should only pick confirmed "elite groups" in Nasuverse. If you find picking one as very hard, then you may pick your "Top 5". "Top 10" if you still find it hard. I'd be delighted if you put some brief explanations as well.

Some of these obviously lack information, but so far, these are the confirmed elite groups (with assistance by reading the wiki):

  • The Twenty-Seven Dead Apostle Ancestors
  • King Arthur's Knights of The Round Table
  • True Ancestors
  • Holy Church's Burial Agency
  • Holy Church's Assembly of the Eighth Sacrament
  • Ultimate Ones/Aristoteles/TYPEs
  • Beasts
  • Grand Servants
  • True Magicians
  • Counter Guardians
  • Riesbyfe Stridberg's Vestel Shield Knights
  • Jacques de Molay's Templar Knights
  • Hassan-i-Sabbah/Hashshashin
  • Clock Tower's Twelve Lords
  • Clock Tower's Sealing Designations
  • Clock Tower's Sealing Designation Enforcers
  • Atlas Institute's Six Sources
  • Wandering Sea's Five Gates
  • Lorelei Barthomeloi's Chelon Canticle Brigade
  • Six Sisters
  • Team A/Crypters
  • Lostbelt Kings
  • Amaterasu's Tamamo Nine
  • BB's Sakura Five
  • Twelve Olympians/Twelve Machine Gods
  • Argonauts/Neo-Argonauts
  • Lostbelt Britain's Fairy Clan Leaders
  • Lostbelt Britain's Fairy Knights of The Round Table
  • Lostbelt Britain's Calamities
  • Orlando Reeve's Clan Calatin
  • Hansa Cervantes's Quartet
  • Demon Hunter Organization's Nanaya Bloodline
  • Goredolf Musik's Four Flush
  • Minamoto-no-Raikou's Four Heavenly Kings
  • EoR Shimousa's Heroic Spirit Swordmasters
  • Fionn's Knights of Fianna
  • Astarte/Ashtart's Space Shinkagaeryu
  • Yamanami Keisuke's Shinsengumi
  • Knights of The Red Branch
  • New Five Great Mafias
  • Faldeus Dioland's Organization
  • Iskandar's Ionioi Hetairoi
  • Richard Lionheart's Rounds of Lionheart
  • Charlemagne's Twelve Paladins
  • Ark of the Star's Anti-Cells
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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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NorthTitan's Genlocke Leg 1 Final: Final Encounter, and Indigo Champion reddit.com/gallery/qkugtc
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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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Patch Notes December 15

https://game-updates.info/craftopia?60

Critical Bug Fixes and Improvements

  1. Greatly changed the systems related to the life of vehicles.
  2. Removed DoT damage.
  3. Damage taken and dealt will vary depending on the speed of vehicles.
  4. Vehicles will now take damage when they hit an object at a certain speed or faster.
  5. Enemies’ attacks will deal damage to vehicles.
  6. Added "Lock-on camera". By default, you can toggle it with the Q key on keyboard, or the left button on gamepad.
  7. For those who have been hosting dedicated server,.
  8. The directory of the settings file and the save data of dedicated server have been changed from AppData to the same hierarchy as .exe(.86_64).
  9. The key binding for hotkeys have been reset due to the operation modification. If you want to change it, please rebind it from the Setting menu.
  10. Please note that due to the refurbishment of the network core part, when you match with a version of Craftopia older than November 2021, error message "Version is wrong" will not be displayed on the connection.
  11. The inventory operation has been changed significantly. Please note that there are great changes from the existing operation method. Along with this, convenient functions such as Quick Stack that replenishes items at once from chests have been added.
  12. Lock function for equipment items has been added. You would no longer inadvertently destroy your valuable equipment!

Newly Added Content

  1. Added the new system "Fishery".
  2. You can use the item "Cast Net" onto "Fish Shadow" on the sea to obtain various items.
  3. "Fish Shadow" can be detected with the item "Detector".
  4. You will obtain additional items if you do this in the morning (3 a.m. to 9 p.m. in the game time).
  5. "Fish Shadow" may disappear after you obtaining items, but it will spawn in another place.
  6. Please note that there are no "Fish Shadow" in the following maps.
  7. Island of Beginning.
  8. Island of Fire and Sand.
  9. Island of Poisonous Forest.
  10. Island of Hell.
  11. New status effects have been added.
  12. Chilled: Decreased movement speed and attack speed due to extreme coldness.
  13. Frozen: Increased damage taken and unable to move for a while. Taking damage will break the ice and remove the effect.
  14. Electro: Take additional damage of a certain percentage of the damage taken if you are attacked near the part under the Electro effect. Additional damage will spread to surrounding targets as well. 1
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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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What do you call quesadillas you eat in the morning?

Buenosdillas

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Geddit? No? Only me?
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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E or ß?
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City Council Meeting Notes 11/3/21

Link to Previous Post

Meeting Agenda

Notable Items on the Agenda:

  • Updates and progress on the City's various efforts to address our Homelessness and housing affordability crisis, including the council issuing a Request for Proposal (RFP) for outdoor shelters
  • Establishment of the American Rescue Plan Act (ARPA) Community Assistance Grant Program

Work Session

It's Wednesday my dudes! You know what that means. Time for internet denizens still living in 2018 to post pictures of frogs, and time for me to sit on my couch and wait for the council meeting to start. Which it has! Hello everyone. All of council looks spiffy today.

Direction on Restricted Tourism Reserve Account

City Attorney Ian is here to give us a drama recap. When someone stays at a hotel in Bend, the City levies a small tax. According to State law, 35.4% of that money needs to be used for tourism. The City Council tried to reduce the amount of money earmarked for tourism a few years ago to spend it on useful things like roads, but our local hotels sued the council to prevent the reduction. The City lost the lawsuit, and then appealed. and then lost the appeal. This whole time, the City Council has been saving that money, and now we have just under 2 million dollary-doos to spend on tourism promotion and "tourism-related facilities". The question now is what to spend it on. I keep saying we should use this rare opportunity to build a zipline over Drake Park, but nobody listens to me.

The City has 2 broad options:

  1. Defer to upcoming contract cycle (give it to Visit Bend)
  2. Develop a separate process / RFP and decide what to do with it ourselves, while keeping the Tourism industry involved so they don't sue us again.

Councilor Goodman likes option 2. She wants to know if they could allocate the money to a specific RFP / Project. Answer: Yes.

City Manager and the Attorney emphasized that if we don't give it to Visit Bend, we really need to make sure it's solidly in the "tourism related" category to avoid additional litigation.

Councilor Goodman wants to use the money for public restrooms downtown.

Councilor Kebler also wants option 2, is specifically interested in using it Downtown.

Councilor Campbell wants to know how the Visitor Center downtown is funded. It is not funded by the General Fund. She wants to

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No spoilers
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Covid problems
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Pun intended.
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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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Spi__
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What did Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife?

Nothing, he was gladiator.

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I dislike karma whores who make posts that imply it's their cake day, simply for upvotes.

I won't be doing that today!

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The Ancient Romans II
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I'd like to dedicate this joke to my wisdom teeth.

[Removed]

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How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in your frying pan?

You take away their little brooms

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I did it, I finally did it. After 4 years and 92 days I went from being a father, to a dad.

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

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It this sub dead?

There hasn't been a post all year!

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School Was Clothed
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Letting loose with these puns
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Couch potato
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Baka!
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All dad jokes are bad and here’s why

Why

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concrete πŸ—Ώ
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My name is ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

It’s pronounced β€œNoel.”

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Why are people so surprised and angry about Djokovic being an anti-vaxxer?

After all his first name is No-vac

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If Korean pop is shortened to Kpop and Korean Drama is Kdrama...

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

  • Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

  • French/Finnish art

  • Country/Canadian rap

  • Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

  • Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

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That’s Michelle
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Is this sub still active?

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

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I had a vasectomy because I didn’t want any kids.

When I got home, they were still there.

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What did 0 say to 8 ?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

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