[long pun, bear with it] A father and son are going fishing...

The father is showing his son how to prepare the fishing rod, how to set the line, and how to affix the bait. Father: "Now son, you can use many different kinds of bait. This worm, for example." The father says as he weaves the worm onto the hook and casts the line. Son: "What happens next dad?" As if on cue, the father pulls against the line, calling forth a panicked fish from the water. The son exclaims in amazement, as the father prepares the line for his next cast. He reaches into the tackle box, and beings to attach something to the hook. Son: "Dad, what kind of bait is that?" Father: "This is clickbait son." Son: "What happens next dad?" Father: "What happens next will shock you."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/appa-ate-momo
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When I worked for a design agency, I had two adamant higher-ups... (Long Pun)

When I worked for a design agency, I had two adamant higher-ups. There was a brand identity project for a new company, and I was in charge of typography, but those two disagreed with my choice of font.

The first one was this stony-looking Peruvian-American man named Esteban Ferrero, but since that's Spanish for Steven Smith, and our company had a rule that everyone has to call each other using nicknames instead of last names, everyone, including himself, just called him Steve. The second one was a Dutch woman with a sharp glare named Evelien van der Berg. She was famous for giving designers a hard time convincing her that their design choices work better than hers. In accordance with the company rules, we called her Eve.

Anyway, I showed Steve my first draft, and he wasn't convinced that I chose LinoLetter as the main font, and told me that I should use a sans-serif font. But I stood by my position that serifs add legibility to printed and digital material, that it fits the company's identity as an organic store, and that it is hard to stand out with a sans-serif. It took a lot of debate, but in the end, Steve was convinced that LinoLetter was acceptable.

A few days later, I showed Eve a more elaborated version, as for the sizes and styles of the font, and the pairing of LinoLetter with Century as the headline font. She insisted that I should have used a sans-serif font for the headline. I expressed my view that LinoLetter is a font with composed and legible shape, and Century, while it is also legible, has flair at larger sizes. She kept disagreeing with me, saying I should use something bolder and more contrasting, like Tungsten. It felt like hours had passed before the conversation went anywhere, so I had to give up and look for a sans-serif font that goes with LinoLetter.

So it goes to show that the one who gave me a hard time was adamant Eve, not adamant Steve.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thefizzynator
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Where do you put your mystical cards?

In the tarot bowl. A threatening bovine on one of these cards is the terror bull. The cards are made out of paper, so they're tearable. When you take the cards out of the bowl, the bowl is now tare-able. But truth be told, this long pun is terrible.

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Yoda and Luke are walking through the swamp. Part of their usual training course involves shimmying along a cliff ledge, but today, there’s a long break in the ledge they can’t cross. β€œSomething for this I have.” Yoda says.

He reaches into his bag and takes out a bunch of regular dinner table forks and a roll of duct tape.

He tapes several forks together to make a bridge and lays it down, allowing the two of them to get across.

When they get back to Yoda’s hovel, they find that some creature has chewed a hole in the fence around Yoda’s garden.

β€œSomething I have for this.” Yoda says again. Once again, he takes a bunch of forks out of his bag and, using duct tape, tapes them in to patch the hole.

Yoda and Luke return to Yoda’s home, where Yoda looks through his bag. He’s used all his forks but one, he discovers.

β€œThat’s ok Master." Luke says, wanting to be helpful. β€œI’ll write us a note reminding us to buy more.”

So he writes the note and uses the very last fork to pin it to the bulletin board.

He looks down at Yoda expecting pride, but instead finds a look of horror.

β€œMaster Yoda!” he asks. β€œWhat did I do wrong?”

Yoda replies sagely, β€œA Jedi uses the forks for no ledge and the fence. Never for a tack!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
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My pet snake is 3.14 metres long

He's a Ο€ thon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ignorethevoices
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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My dad made his first dad joke in a long time

For context: we have a vegetable garden and a dog named Max

During dinner, my mom remarked how her stir fry was made almost entirely out of vegetables from our garden except the eggs, to which my dad said β€œwell then we’ll just have to raise some chickens.”

I reply, β€œwell what about Max?”, implying that he might attack the chickens.

And without hesitation my dad replies, β€œwell he can’t lay eggs”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Asian_dodo
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I got picked for this five-day-a-week, year-long sleep study. It pays $15,000 a month.

It’s my dream job.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OK_Compooper
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How do you call someone who is sexuality attached to everyone as long as they have a sense of humour

a punsexual

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aggeliki04
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Started a job at an accounting apprenticeship office... took me an unreasonably long time to get the pun in their slogan
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CallMeMissKeesha
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Someone: "If you need 144 rolls of toilet paper for a 14 day quarantine you probably should've been seeing a doctor long before COVID-19"

My response: "144? That's a gross"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jazzywaffles84
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2020
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Why do melons have to wait so long to get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChildishHambino11
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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Why is a T-Rex not good at long range shooting?

He only has small arms

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hideandsheep
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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During a checkup, my doctor told me my kneecaps were 2.54cm long.

"Inch high knees!" I replied.

ζ‚¨ηš„θ†η›–ιͺ¨ι«˜2.54厘米

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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How Long is a Chinese name

No seriously, it is

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BinaryPeach
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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Why did it take Russia so long to invade Germany?

They were Stalin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wspoons5
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Doctor: I'm sorry, but I had to remove your colon

Me why?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
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B 206
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kelly240361
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How do you know that trees long to vacation at the beach?

Because they always bring their trunks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NThruThe0utdoor
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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My friend in the country couldn’t afford his water bill...

So I sent him a β€˜Get Well Soon!’ card.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyberentomology
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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Did you know the Haitian alphabet is only 25 letters long?

It's because they hate E.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bangojuice
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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i used to hate my long hair and beard.

but it really grew on me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tgreezie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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Why did Larry the lizard leave his lover longing?

he had ... a reptile dysfunction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Terrapinyata86
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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What do you call a man who falls off a rocky ledge but holds on long enough to

Cliff Hanger... Or Mr Hanger if your being formal.

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It's bean long since I've heard a classic pun.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DueTry9
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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Decided on a career change, from the kitchen to medicine. Didn’t last long though.

Turns out that thyme doesn’t heal all wounds.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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Don't ever stare at a woman's hip for too long son

It's just a waist of time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrExusemeQDLF
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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Did you know that it's impossible for a nose to be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MathiasaurusRex
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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It’s been a long running tradition for my family to, once a year, jog to the nearest clothes store and back

I guess it just runs in the jeans

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I was playing the song "In Memory of Elizabeth Reed" by the Allman Brothers for my ten year old daughter. She asked me how long ago I first heard the song. When I told her I heard it when it was first released, 50 years ago, She said,

"Was it called "In Honor of Elizabeth Reed" back then?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marycartlizer
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Scrabble
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Long story about a tragedy that once happened to me.

A couple of years ago, one night, I was about to propose to my girlfriend when my roommate Joseph barged into the porch out of nowhere, tripped and fell over, breaking a glass table with his face. Totally ruined the mood. Now, I didn't know Joseph THAT well, don't even remember where he was from, but let' just say I put my plans on hold to help him through his injuries.

Joseph had gotten big glass shard in his eye, making him completely blind in that eye. He was walking around with one of those cotton pads on his eye for a couple of months. Then suddenly, he disappeared, along with my girlfriend

Apparently they'd bonded during the time after his injuries, and eloped together , left me behind without as much as a note. I tried to track them down, but never could.

In conclusion, if it hadn't been for cotton eye Joe, I'd have been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, cotton eye Joe?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mickerallen100
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The final potatoes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SushiWithoutSushi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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"How long were you asleep last night?" asked my therapist, assessing my face.

"Same as usual," I replied. "About five foot ten."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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This morning, after a long night of binging, I got out of bed and looked in the mirror. I saw my haggard, worn-out body and overcome with emotion I realised that for the sake of my family I had to quit cold turkey.

I'm going vegan today.

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Friend 1: So how’s your long distance relationship going?

Friend 2: So far, so good

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πŸ‘€︎ u/twistyturtles
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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After a long and terrible Autumn, the Sun was shining once again and the trees were finally put at ease.

They were releaved.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/greedygoyem
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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Thanks to our mutual dislike of newspaper puzzles, my wife and I have enjoyed a long and happy marriage. Thirty years and...

...never a crossword...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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All day long my cat lazes around the house, saying he is hurt. I told him to quit being a hypochondriac

but he just keeps saying "me ow"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-sunnydaze-
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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Where did the steer sit after a long day of work?

The cowch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mama_Bear15
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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Best thing to see on a long trip. Lol 😊
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kaylabragolove21
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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A long time ago, I translated pre-classical Greek literature into Braille.

It feels like ancient history.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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5YO: "Dad, I'm hungry AND DON'T SAY HI HUNGRY I'M DAD"

Me: "wow ... that's a very long name, hungryAndDon'tSayHiHungryI'mDad"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/td941
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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Are people born with a photographic memory?

Or does it take time to develop?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YesImThatJ
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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I thought these surgical pants were mighty loose in the hips and long in the legs!

Sorry, wrong scrub.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
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I want to get myself in the guinness world records for the oldest man alive, but it's taking me a long time
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Panda2377
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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Got told this one is scouts a long time ago. If you’re Russian when you’re walking in the bathroom and German when you come out, what are you while you’re in the bathroom?

European

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MPT1313
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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Long ago, a couple of dudes claimed that human flight was possible.

They were Wright.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-taco-rice-
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What goes in long and hard, then comes out soft and wet?

Pasta you pervert

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yaklshakl
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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My very first dad joke as an actual dad.

On the day my daughter was born Nurse: We're gonna have to give her a few shots in her heel. Me: Her heel?! She's not going to be able to walk for months!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brickforsheep
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When my wife complained I was taking too long to paint the living room I told her she was worse than the warden in Shawshank.

She said β€œwell just paint it, Red”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nftpc
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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Told my friend about my long hair

I didn’t like it at first but it grew on me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Baethan17
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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A guy says he taught his dog Morse code. "Aye right Show me." Mate says. Guy turns to dog and asks "who's been a good boy then?" Dog uses paw on ground. Tap tap pause tap long pause tap pause tap pause tap long pause tap pause tap pause tap long pause tap tap tap pause tap. "what he say?" Mate asks

"woof" guy replies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedDogBoyMark
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What human body part is long, hard, bendable, most useful when erect, and contains the letters p,n,e,s,i?

Spine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ivytheblindhusky
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2020
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It was a long time ago, a different time, when Bach wrote his music. I wonder what life was like Bach then 🎹
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Free-Author
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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After watching me read β€œWar and Peace”, my son asked me, β€œDad, why is the book so thick?”

Me: Well, it’s ......a long story.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, agnostic, and someone with dyslexia?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there's a dog

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fukurslf
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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What did the foot exclaim when it met its long lost relative?

Ankle!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dazzko
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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I almost missed my cake day!

That would have been real crumby.

Edit: thanks for the gifts! I’ve never felt so kneaded.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SufficientNarwhal
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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My wife was talking about how long we have known each other.

I said: You know the rules, and so do I.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AjahnMara
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Ever since the pandemic started, every morning I proudly announce to my family that I’m going for a jog and then I don’t...

It’s my longest running joke of the year so far...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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I walked into a bank, pointed a long, thin piece of wood at the ceiling and shouted…

"This is a stick up!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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There's a discount to get into our local aquarium, as long as you're camping, or dressed as a dolphin.

So, to all in tents and porpoises, it's free!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
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Hey y'all! Long Time No See!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrShaunce
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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What does the moon do when his hair gets too long?

Eclipse it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChickenDicken
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2020
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How Long is a Chinese man's name.

Yes it is.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KnightHawk37
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2020
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My buddy said 'There's only one thing about Halloween that scares me.'

I asked, 'Which is?'

'Exactly', he replied.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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A long list
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ravasha1
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2020
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Being on this subreddit too long may lead to

Punintended consequences

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zsm1994
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hi matt
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hannah51504
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I used to date a girl who was lactose intolerant.

We broke up because she couldn’t stomach my cheesy jokes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Timallne
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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Took me a very long time
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πŸ‘€︎ u/IDontGetIt404
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Training for dad level jokes.

My wife is pregnant with our first child so I'm stepping up my joke game to reach dad level.

Mother's day was not so long ago, and since she isn't a mother yet but only a future mother, I didn't get her flowers I only got her seeds, which are future flowers.

At least I found it hilarious and so did she. Hope you guys enjoy this!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jackybeau
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What did the sniper say when asked why he couldn't kill his target when he realized it was his long lost best friend?

"I really missed him."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stevehrowe2
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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After a long shift, I was given this opportunity. v.redd.it/18cblj38tnv41
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πŸ‘€︎ u/evandolajakulater
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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What would’ve happen if the Apollo astronauts stayed on the lunar surface for too long?

They would’ve been lunatics.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ReineDeTaBite
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2020
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Unfaithful Dad (long but worth it)

Son: Dad, there's a girl I like. She's so beautiful. I want to go out with her.

Dad: Who?

Son: The girl across our street, Taylor.

Dad: Oh no, you can't! Don't tell Mom, but she's your sister.

The son was furious, but a week passed and he fell in love again.

Son: Dad, I think I'm in love. She's even prettier than the last.

Dad: who?

Son: She lives next door; her name's Ariana.

Dad: Oh son, I'm sorry to tell you this but you can't date her either. She's your sister too! I'm sorry but it happened more than once.

The son was furious and decided to tell his mother.

Son: Mom, I hate Dad! I can't date the 2 girls I'm in love with just because they're Dad's daughters from different women.

Mom: Oh, don't mind what your father said. You can date whoever you want… he's not your father!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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My wife took off her shirt and bra during an argument where I was winning

It was a booby trap.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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Passenger: "How long will it take the plane fly us to Paris?"

Stewardess: "The entire time, usually it flies the whole way."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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I was told to pick a password 8 characters long

So I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sardonicuis
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2020
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I spent a long time searching for high intensity workout gear.

I must have bought the right clothes, even my tracksuit pants.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Datolite7
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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I heard someone played Animal Crossing: New Horizons for so long on end they conked out with the console still in their hands.

Looks like someone fell asleep at the Switch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlastLeatherwing
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2020
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How long do you microwave fish?

Tuna half minutes!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdryan1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2020
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After hearing about Tetris for so long, I decided to play.

For the first time in my life, everything is falling into place.

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πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
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I told my wife that I was going out for a while. She asked me how long I would be gone. I said,

β€œThe whole time.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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My wife is really mad at the fact i have no sence of direction,

So i packed up my stuff and right

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shamudawhale51
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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I invented a contraption that I could use to refine feces from long distances...

I smelt that sh!t a mile away!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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Epic
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TAS8008
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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A Panda Walks into a Bar

A panda walks into a bar one day. He casually walks to the bar and sits on a bar stool.

The bartender thinks this is a bit odd, a panda walking into a bar isn’t something that normally happens to him.

He approaches the panda regardless and asks, β€œWhat can I get you?”

The panda grabs a menu off the bar, opens it and points to a cheeseburger.

The bartender is very impressed by this and so he decides to go ahead and make the cheeseburger for the panda.

The panda gets his cheeseburger, devours it, savoring every last bit. He then wipes its mouth with a napkin, impressing the bartender even more.

But then suddenly the panda pulls out a gun and shoots everyone in the bar, except for the bartender.

The bartender stands there in total shock, soaked in blood, and can only ask the panda, β€œWhy?”

The panda pulls a dictionary from his fur coat and turns to the bartender. He flips the book to the P section, places it on the bar, and points to his picture. Then he turns and walks out the door without looking back.

The bartender leans down and reads the entry next to Panda. It says…

β€œPanda: A wild animal that eats, shoots and leaves.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Donorob
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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My wife and I had a long argument as to which vowel is the most important.

I think I won.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2020
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What do you call a 3.14m long snake?

A Ο€thon

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?

BECAUSE THEN IT WOULD BE A FOOT!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeletedForSpamm
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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Why can't a nose be 12 inches long ?

Because then it'd be a foot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?

Then it would be a foot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nord-The-Axolotl
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?

Because then it'd be a foot!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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how long is a Chinese name

got it ? :D

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
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"Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RobRoy333
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheGregapus
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2020
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