A list of puns related to "Long distance relationship"
Friend 2: So far, so good
It’s hit or miss.
I said “so far,so good”
I'm in a long-distance relationship so in the mornings my girlfriend will often text me and just give a simply "Hey, I love you, good morning" and occasionally ask how I slept.
Her: How'd you sleep?
Me: Laying down with my eyes closed.
I was just texting my girlfriend and I was telling her I didn't want to fall asleep on her just yet. (Long distance Relationship).
Her: "And it's ok if you call asleep."
Me: "I'm not sure if I can call asleep. They are never awake!"
She wasn't amused.
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