I can't stop coming to conclusions.
A radius.
OH, OK
Therefore, people that don't know about them are annoying.
Daughter: (Studiously ignores him).
Dad: To eat some cherries.
Daughter: (Not looking up from her phone). Maple trees don't have cherries, Dad.
Dad: He brought his own.
That was a wrong high pot thesis.
I asked my nephew how old his dad was and he replied "six". I said how can he only be six if you're six?
He said "because he's only been a dad since I was born"
Me: Then be as loud as them, it will cancel each other out
Gf: what kind of logic is that?
Me: Sound logic
Ad YourMominem!
Am I right???
What is often characterized as a very conservative organization has taken a stance against racism. I'm not surprised at all though. To anyone who's been paying attention, from its very beginnings, NASCAR has always been veering to the left.
Seems like its a... Logical thing to do
ad homineminem
It’s in a corona-logical order.
It’s not what it sounds like.
The left ear, the right ear, and obviously the final front ear
Did you know, in high school, the rapper logic did the 100 meter dash, AND the 400 meter dash?
He's biracial
He needed some presents of mind
Dad: Who's this?
Me: Logic
Dad: Makes sense.
Naboolean Logic
He said it’s because he only has telekinesis not telekinephews
My SO and I were discussing getting a new car, and she recommends getting the car in her name. My son cracks this one in the back seat:
"Mom the car Whitaker...that's a weird name."
Then I was born.
My professor had taught us about these doohickeys called multiplexers, which we sometimes also call "data selectors," in a previous lecture.
At the next lecture we had a review: he would draw a symbol and we would shout out what it represented, and he was hamming it up, acting like a game show host.
He drew a multiplexer on the board and asked the class, "what's this?" "A multiplexer!" some students called out. "Right! Now," says the prof, "what is another word for 'multiplexer'?" "A data selector!" someone answers correctly. But he looks like the student just blew the million-dollar question. "Hmm... 'a data selector'... no, I'm afraid not—that's three words!"
His two young kids have probably learned not to ask him about what he teaches.
Me: "So you can catch a catfish."
We were using my late dad's tackle box from the 90's. Only logical explanation is that I was controlled by his spirit.
Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: One of the legs is both the same.
While putting footie pajamas on my baby niece we realized she was too tall for them. My dad says, "Cut off her feet and they'll fit. She's young, she'll adapt."
It's only "urine" until you pee, then it's "urout".
B positive
I'm sure everything will work out.
Maybe it’s because the rest is so logical...
After he explodes his hand I look down at my still clenched fist. I slowly raise it near my ear confused and shake it. I then explode it in my face almost knocking me off me feet. I look at him sternly and say, "You could have killed me."
I’ll let you know.
I can't stop coming to conclusions
I can't stop coming to conclusions.
