A list of puns related to "LiveOne"
Mediocrites.
... they say I'm trolling.
so I shot him with my gun. The judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved.
Scar Brother!
Because he was a terrible womb-mate.
The show was called Cher and Cher-alike.
He needs a change of peso.
I said I’m sure they’re fine, it’s just a stage they’re going through.
And that was a year ago, yet I'm sti
"Oh, it's just a badge oak."
Because old hobbits die hard!
Because despite their houses' appearance, they don't have mush room
she’s abroad.
Years ago, my father and his wife were stuffing whoppers, sour patch kids and other assorted candies into stockings. He turns to her and says in all seriousness, "Did you just fart?"
She says no, of course.
Dad: "That's funny, because I smell a whopper!"
Additional info if necessary - Whoppers are chocolate covered malt balls.
And the other says "I can't tell you, you'll steal my clothes"
Please tell me if you get this. Cus I don't.
Pops: Hey, do they have fourth of July over there in Austria?
Me: I don't really know
Pops: Well, it's probably on July fourth.
Because he was a terrible womb-mate.
So I killed someone and the judge gave me TEN years!
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