Live television Puns

My dad and I were watching a live concert series on television, and eventually Fall out Boy came on.

"Who's that?"

"It's Fall Out Boy"

"How come I've never heard of them?"

"Well, they had a huge gap in between albums."

"Would you say they had a falling out?"

^^^Goddamitdad

The other night, my mum and I were sat watching television like any other night. My Dad comes upstairs and begins whispering something over and over. At first I thought he might be looking for something, but he came in to the living room saying the same thing. "ittanight", "ittanight". Until my mom with a puzzled look, asked what he was doing. He looked at us with a devilish grin and says "Just calling ittanight".

Television: "More news about the Sriracha lawsuit, live at 10."

Dad: "Wow, saucy."

I was headed to my kitchen with some friends whem my dad was watching TV in the living room beside the kitchen, watching television. I was talking about 'your mom' jokes with my friends, and one of them said "but you always set yourself up!" I ask,

"For what?"

When I hear from the living room,

"For failure!"

When all of the sudden, my friends burst out laughing and my dad literally was crying from laughter.