A list of puns related to "Linde Hydraulics"
Inquire β Supply β Success. Customerβs POV.
Test it β Stock β Supply. Hydro Marine Powerβs POV.
Simple as it sounds Hydro Marine Power supplies OEM products from recyclable ships, tests it and supplies it to worldwide network of ships in around 20% cost compared to new and with minimum of 1 day delivery.
Here are Hydraulic Motors from Linde whose complete units or spares can be supplied.
Linde Hydraulic Motors
BMF - 105, 135, 140, 186, 260, 35, 50, 75.
BMR - 105, 135, 140, 186, 260, 35, 50, 75.
BMV - 105, 135, 140, 186, 260, 50, 75.
CMV - 60, 85, 115, 140, 170, 215.
HMA - 35, 55, 63, 75, 85, 105, 135, 165, 210, 280.
HMF - 105, 135, 28, 35, 43, 50, 55, 63, 75, 85, 165, 110, 210, 280.
HMR - 105, 135, 165, 210, 280, 50, 55, 70, 75, 90.
HMV - 105, 130, 135, 165, 180, 186, 210, 280, 55, 63, 70, 75, 90.
MF - 105, 140, 186, 35, 50.
M - 35, 43, 63.
MV - 105, 140, 186, 50, 75.
New or Reusable Spares of Hydraulic Motors like Shaft, Rotor, Cylinder Block, Pistons, Piston Rings, Pressure Plate, Swash Plate, Ball Guide, Bearings, Retainer Plate, Springs, Distributor, Covers, Control Valve, Seal Kits and others can be supplied.
You can reserve your machinery or spares requirements in advance by mailing your company and machinery details at reservations (at) hydromarinepower.com Later we can deliver as per customerβs convenience.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
You take away their little brooms
There hasn't been a post all year!
It was about a weak back.
Where ever you left it π€·ββοΈπ€
Why
Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
French/Finnish art
Country/Canadian rap
Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
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