What does CS Lewis keep in the back of his wardrobe?

Narnia business

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What did Huey Lewis say when he visited his chiropractor?

I need my hip to be square.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Omelet_Oneill
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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I was reading today that Kevin Bacon and Daniel Day Lewis are making a movie together

It's called My Left Footloose

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πŸ‘€︎ u/freedoomed
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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What would C.S.Lewis write if he was a Rat?

The Chronicles of Gnaw-rnia...

Hehe..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Albus_Veritas
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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Anyone remember the first Lennox Lewis - Evander Holyfield fight? I heard it was a black tie event.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/puppylove1000
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2020
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Which key on the keyboard does Lewis Hamilton like to press the most ?

- F1.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Online24hours
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2020
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Did you hear Ludacris' cousin Lewis started rapping?

He calls himself Ridiclewis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the-caped-cadaver
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2020
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not only is it a pun based on the song "Can't Hold Us" by Macklemore and Ryan Lewis, it's also a good reminder on how to pronounce the word coelacanth (seeΒ·luhΒ·kanth)!
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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why doesnt huey lewis like round pizza?

its hip to be square

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zebrahead110
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2019
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My French roommate doesn't know anything about the department store John Lewis

She's most likely used to Jean Louis

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πŸ‘€︎ u/felixsaurus
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2019
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How is a raven like a writing desk? (Tribute to Lewis Carroll)

Edgar Allan Poe wrote on both.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thefizzynator
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2017
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My daughter informed me that the paper said Huey Lewis had cancelled his show.

To this I responded, "Well, I guess you could say that's Huey Lewis in the News."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Treevus
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2018
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PUN REQUEST- Lewis

I need to make a banner, and its needs to have a clever use of 'Lewis.'

EX: Star Wars Episode IV: A Lew Hope

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πŸ‘€︎ u/luisp1ata
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2016
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Watching Lewis CK

Dad: "Do you remember blowing Bubbles as a kid?" Me: "Yes. Why?" Dad: "He said it has been a long time and he misses you"

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Can you name 3 places in Scotland that are also the names of Grand Prix winning racing drivers?
  1. (Lewis) Hamilton

  2. Stirling (Moss)

  3. Ayr Town Centre!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stoatwobbler
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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A group of friends are heading through Louisville and a debate ensues as to how to pronounce the name of the city.

One says it's Lewis-Ville. The next one says the locals say Lew-ville and the last one says they say Lewie-ville. After arguing for a few minutes they see a place to get some lunch. They all agree it would be great to hear how the locals pronounce the name of their city. They all go up to the counter and one says, could you tell me where we are and please say it slowly. BURR-GURR-KIIING!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timthedriller
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2020
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What do a lion, a witch, and a wardrobe have in common?

Narnia business.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kipperAVL
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2015
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What’s Donald Duck’s favorite band?

Huey dewey lewis and the news

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BValen7ine
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2018
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Why do the call it almond milk?

Nobody can say "nut juice" with a straight face

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πŸ‘€︎ u/karly_fries
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2017
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Dad Joked my family, also in an Indian Restaurant.

We were all sat down looking at the menu, when I announced "Did you know that this place is C.S. Lewis themed?"

Cue puzzled looks around the table.

"Yeah, it's like most Indian restaurants, only it's a bit naanier!"

Groans, facepalms and my wife going "oh TisteSimeon" under her breath. While I sit there and grin.

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