Leslie's Puns

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Leslie Nielsen, the daddiest of them all

>You better tell this captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.

>A hospital! What is it?

>It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.

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👤︎ u/Simplewall
📅︎ Dec 23 2013
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What movie is the quintessential dad joke movie?

I realize this isn't a joke, but it seems the best place to ask it. Hopefully the mods will let it ride. What movie is the quintessential dad joke movie?

My vote is "Top Secret!" with Val Kilmer in the mid 80s.

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👤︎ u/02C_here
📅︎ Mar 10 2021
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My missus asked Siri. "Surely it's not going to rain today?"

Siri said "Yes it will rain, and don't call me Shirley". I think she forgot to take her phone off Airplane mode.

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👤︎ u/cotswoldboy
📅︎ Oct 03 2019
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I couldn't believe I got to use this

Wife-Can you be serious for a minute?

Me-*grins* Ok and you be Shirley

Wife-I'm serious!

Me-Shirley you can't be Serious, I'm Serious

This actually happened. :)

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👤︎ u/Damos1234
📅︎ Oct 04 2018
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Cop 1: This seems racially motivated.

Cop 2: Hate crime?

Cop 1: Of course I hate crime, moron. That’s why I’m a cop.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Oct 28 2018
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