Leonardo Puns

Nolan says he will direct.

DiCaprio says he will act.

And McConaughey says "I'll write I'll write I'll write"

Leo di Caprio is neither a Leo, nor is he a Capricorn. He's a Scorpio.

This pisces me off....

Because it was made by NoLAN

It ended with a draw

He had a dream job.

Jennifer Lawrence: Why don't you Oscar out?

GC: I'll direct

LD: I'll produce

MM: I'll write, I'll write, I'll write

George Clooney, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Matthew McConaughey got together to make a movie.

George Clooney said, “I’ll direct!”

Leonardo DiCaprio said, “I’ll produce!”

Matthew McConaughey said, “I’ll write, I’ll write, I’ll write!”

George Clooney said, "I'll direct."

DiCaprio said, "I'll Produce"

And Matthew McConaughey said, "I'll write, I'll write, I'll write"

Clooney says, “I’ll direct.”

DiCaprio says, “I’ll produce.”

McConaughey says, “I’ll write, I’ll write, I’ll write.”

He had a dream job!

Clooney: “I’ll direct.”

DiCaprio: “I’ll act.”

McConaughey: “I’ll write, I’ll write, I’ll write.”