Leah Puns

During dinner, I compared how Son #2 [4yo] was eating his spaghetti to an anteater. This sparked the following conversation.

Son #2: "What if I really was an ant?"

Son #1 [7yo]: "Then you wouldn't really eat very much spaghetti. Ants eat just a little because they're so small."

Me: "Well, did you know it's pretty likely that, eventually, your sister will grow up to be an aunt?"

Daughter [5yo]: "What?"

Me: "Yeah, all it'll take is for one of you boys to have a kid. Then, she'll turn into an aunt."

[Kids look confused. Son #1 has worked out the pun, is rolling eyes.]

Wife: "He's right. We helped do it to Auntie Leah."

[It clicks.]

Daughter: "Oooooh, Daaad."

Where do ants really want to live?

Where?

Antarctica!

Where does aunt Leah want to live?

England?

no!

Colorado? (For obvious reasons)

no!

Where buddy?

Antarctica!

My brother is sitting with his 4 month old daughter and she is chewing on her own fingers.

"What's Leahs favourite food group?

Finger Foods!"