Those brother in law pun skills
Those brother in law pun skills
I have a law joke but it's still pending in the Congress.
I read that by law you must turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden..
But how am I supposed to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
You’ve heard of Murphy’s Law, but have you ever heard of Cole’s Law?
Thinly sliced cabbage and add mayo
Mother in law came for dinner and said "Why does your dog keep looking at me"
I said" It's because you're using his plate"
My rainbow broke the law of refraction and was sent to prism
But it is a light sentence.
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
Outlaws are actually wanted.
My brother in law was lying to me when he said he took up yoga
If you knew the guy, you could tell it was a bit of a stretch
I heard there's a new law that says you have to turn your headlights on when it's raining in Finland
How am I supposed to know when it's raining in Finland.
A new law targets thieves who steal corn from residential gardens.
They will be charged with stalking.
How does Law & Order like its steak cooked?
Did you hear about the chain of sushi restaurants being open by a law firm?
The chain is called “Sosume”.
Did y’all hear about the new law that was passed in Hawaii? You can no longer laugh in public.
All that is now allowed is a low “ha”.
A crazy old law.
In 1812, there was a law on the books that said that if you cough in court, you have to buy the judge a cup of joe.
They called it the "Cough Fee".
My father-in-law is a priest
We had dinner the other night before church. After we ate, he stood up, sighed, and said with a tired look, "maybe someone else will do the service tonight".
I replied with a smirk, "how about your altar ego?"
What do you call the Law school Football league?
Why does gravity always follow it’s laws
Pastor-In-Law
We were in my laws place for holidays. ‘My father-in-law had a long day at his church and came home late and said it’s been heck of the day at the ‘Jesus Factory’.
Me without blinking and chuckling asked ‘Well, how many Jesus did you produce’.
There wasn’t much response,I thought this group would enjoy this joke .
I asked an employee at the grocery store where the cereal was. He said, “I’ll see.” and walked off. Waited 10 minutes and he never returned. Exasperated, I found another employee and they too said, “I’ll see.” and just walked off, never to return. I eventually found it myself...
Back in the middle ages, there was a law that forbade anyone from selling metal they did not extract from the raw ore themselves
It's the old rule of: Thy who smelt it, dealt it
A woman who ran a spice shop was inspired by her lawyer daughter to go back and study law. She asked her daughter “is there a spice that can make me better at reading legal texts?”
Her daughter said “you’re looking for the Magna Cardamom”.
Quick one with the brother in law
Brother in law is visiting from America to meet his niece. He always wears caps and we're chilling in the sofa and he takes his cap off and puts it on his knee.
I look at it, look at my wife and say "hey look a knee cap!" She actually laughed! Which had me laughing and my brother in law just smirking saying we're weird.
Which we are, man I love my wife. Nothing better than when you tickle them with a silly one.
Last night we saw my mother in law getting beaten up by half a dozen of guys..
My wife turned to me and said ‘Aren’t you going to help?!’
I said, ‘Nah, six should be enough.
Courtesy of my father-in-law
What do you call a midget psychic who’s running from the law?
i have a thief joke but it was stolen.
Why did they stop building the monument outside the law library?
It reached the statue of limitations
Gravity is a law.
Justice gets served when law breakers get brought down.
You never see vampires in law enforcement
They refuse to go on stakeouts
We were having tea with my mother-in-law the other day...
Out of the blue she said: "I have decided that I want to be cremated."
I said: "Alright, grab your coat."
We all know about Murphy’s Law: Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
But have you heard of Cole’s Law? It’s thinly sliced cabbage.
They just passed a law enacting a tax on wheelchair-bound people.
Obviously, they're not going to stand for this.
What do you call two witches who live together?
An officer pulled me over and said, "Sir, you are required by law to wear corrective lenses. Failing to do so is a misdemeanor."
"Wow," I responded, "that's a big word for a fuzzy blob."
I read that by law you must turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden
But how am I supposed to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
You’ve heard of Murphy’s Law, but what about Cole’s Law?
It’s cabbage with mayonnaise.
We all know Murphy's law, but have you heard of Cole's law?
It's thinly sliced cabbage.
I read that by law you must turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden
but how am I supposed to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
we've all heard of murphy's law. anything that can go wrong will go wrong. but have you heard of cole's law?
it's thinly sliced cabbage.
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