Well it’s not a law it’s a mandate
Astrologist: I’m an Aries, what’s your sign?
Cop: I’m a LEO.
Outlaws are Wanted!
Thinly sliced cabbage
Some say coleslaw should not have Mayo...
How the hell am I supposed to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
I replied, no, I don't hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law a lot better than I like mine.
He's got all these really weird rules you have to follow, like whenever you eat cabbage, he insists you have to eat it with mayonnaise.
It's just Cole's law.
(Thought of this one whilst trying to come up with puns to annoy my husband. He abhors dad jokes, and receiving this look -_- means I did a good job.)
"Because you're using his plate."
It's shredded cabbage
A game warden caught a man fishing without a licence "You're going to have to pay a big fine for all those fish in your bucket," said the warden.
"But officer," the fisherman replied, "I didn't catch these - they are my pet fish and I just bring them here to swim. When they're done, they jump back in the bucket."
"Oh, really? This i've got to see. If you can prove it, i'll let you go without a fine."
The fisherman emptied the bucket into the lake and waited patiently. A few minutes went by and nothing happened.
"So where are the fish?" asked the warden.
"What fish?"
It’s finely shredded cabbage in mayonnaise.
Their car breaks down next to a corn field and they decide to run through it as the law is quickly approaching. They stumble upon a barn. Inside they find three burlap sacks and one of them suggests they should each hide inside one. Shortly after, the sherriff and his deputies arrive at the barn. They notice the three sacks. The sheriff kicks the first one containing the brunette and she says "Meow, meow." "Oh it's just a sack of kittens." One of the deputies says. The sherriff kicks the sack where the redhead is hiding and she says "woof, woof." "That's just a sack of puppies" they say. The sherriff kicks the third sack with the blonde inside and she exclaims "Potato, potato."
Now he's my father-in-slaw.
Father-in-law
I'm living with one of yours and she needs a lot of improvement.
She didn’t razor right.
When it's Solid-air
turned himself around.
A defend-ant
shredded cabbage, mayonnaise, maybe some carrot.
One is justice and the other is just ice.
It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect
Being a sniper is so much fun
A groundhog
Murphys Law is the idea of anything that can go happen, will happen. Coles Law is just very thin sliced cabbage.
The reception was wonderful.
Because they’re living
That's against D-Law.
... it’s shredded cabbage
Edit: I personally hate coleslaw and thought it was made of lettuce.
You must be built backwards because your feet smell and your nose runs.
Optimus Crime
It's produced by Spotted Dick Wolf.
But have you heard of Cole's Law?
shredded cabbage, mayonnaise, maybe some carrot.
It is thinnly sliced cabbage.
I told her, "your mother-in-law is way better than mine!"
Murphys Law is the idea of anything that can go happen, will happen. Coles Law is just very thin sliced cabbage.
Don't teach me how to bring up my children. I'm living with one of yours and she needs a lot of improvement.
It’s thinly sliced cabbage
The law
