On a video of a custom 2 Fort map that excludes the middle area (Team Fortress 2)
My dad asked me if I had heard of Murphy's Law
I said "Yes, dad. If something can go wrong, it will go wrong".
He then asked me if I had heard of Coles Law
"No, dad. What is that one"?
He says, "thinly sliced cabbage".
What is in the middle of Japan?
I've been to the middle of nowhere before...
... turns out there's just a really big "h"
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean?
Why is your nose in the middle of your face ?
Because it's the scenter.
It was my goal to bury the body during a break in the middle of the show.
Why did the baseball player leave to go to his moms house in the middle of the game?
I got camping insurance....but if someone steals my tent in the middle of the night....
Have you heard about the street performer who does his act in the middle of a storm?
My friend asked if I knew of any Middle Eastern countries…
I was like. Oman, I don’t know. Then I I was like, Yemen, I might be able to name a few.
Why doesn’t Flock of Seagulls travel to the Middle East?
Because Iran’s so far away.
My wife woke me up in the middle of the night
She whispered in my ear, "our children are asleep do what you want"
I then went back to sleep
I recently found a round, black piece of plastic, with a hole in the middle and grooves on both sides. I picked it up and threw it. It flew for more than 300 yards
I'm sure that must have been a record
What kind of sick bird breaks the law?
An ill eagle
(Credit to my first grader 😊)
What do you call a half man half horse in the middle of an army formation?
The centaur of attention..... ill see myself out
Did you hear that a car full of garlic, ginger, and lemongrass ran a red light in the middle of the city, injuring tens of people?
It was a fragrant disregard for public safety.
I'm sure you've all heard about the ship stuck in the middle of the Suez canal
If I were that captain I'd be so ashamed I'd commit Suezside
The girl is the middle of the tennis court
I've been depreased recently, so my wife said she was going to make a selection of Middle Eastern food to help cheer me up.
Instead she just made me falafel.
My friend got a role as an extra in a film. His job was to approach the lead actor and comb her hair away from the middle of her head...
Going into the bathroom in the middle of the night trying not to wake up anybody is like a psychiatrist.
I was lecturing on the criminal law concept of hot pursuit, and I asked there were any questions.
A student asked "what if you're ugly?'
As an old dad, I was befuddled for a moment before asking "did you just tell a dad joke?" She grinned, and I commissioned her as a dad on the spot.
When I was in florida I saw signs saying "animal sanctuary 5$." so I decided to follow them but when I got there it was just a middle aged couple with hundreds of house cats and one dog in a cage.
Has anyone heard of the recent Cole’s Law?
Some say coleslaw should not have Mayo...
What do you get when there is an oil spill in the middle of the ocean?
If I ever run a hotel, the free breakfast would be served from 7 tables all pushed together in the middle of the room.
It would be a Pangea breakfast
Everybody knows about Murphy’s Law, but far fewer people are aware of Cole’s Law
It’s finely shredded cabbage in mayonnaise.
What does the invisible man have in the middle of his face?
A man drew a line in the middle of himself to prove a point...
What would a 'magical (chain)saw which can sprint' be called in the realm of Middle-Earth?
What would you call a pig that obeys the laws of gravity?
I'm in the middle of something
Have you ever heard of the Crows Law Of Energy Conservation?
It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect
When can card games break the laws of thermodynamics?
Did you know there’s a law stating no one living within 5 miles of a cemetery can be buried there?
If you’ve heard of Murphy’s Law you must have heard of Cole’s law
... it’s shredded cabbage
Edit: I personally hate coleslaw and thought it was made of lettuce.
Middle age is when you have the choice of two temptations....
.....and you pick the one that will get you home earlier.
Why is your nose in the middle of your face?
What do you call a girl in the middle of a tennis court?
You've heard of Newton's laws, but have you heard of Cole's law?
Why is your nose in the middle of your face ?
Murphy's Law states anything that can go wrong will go wrong. Have you heard of Cole's Law?
We've all heard of Murphy's Law...
But have you heard of Cole's Law?
I recently found a round, black piece of plastic, with a hole in the middle and grooves on both sides. I picked it up and threw it. It flew for more than 300 yards.
I'm sure that must have been a record.
I am sure you've heard of Murphy's Law, but have you heard of Cole's Law?
It is thinnly sliced cabbage.
We all know about Murphy’s Law: anything that can go wrong will go wrong. But have you heard of Cole’s Law?
It’s thinly sliced cabbage
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