Why can't my kids stop laughing when I pretend to be a daddy squid?

They can't help it against my ten-tickles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The__Guard
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2022
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How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?

Ten tickles

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I'm in the Navy and just became a dad, so requesting your best Nautical themed dad jokes!

My personal favorite so far:

What does it take to make a squid laugh? Ten-tickles!

Runner up: Why do pirates struggle with the alphabet? They get lost at C!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Oscote_
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How do you get a squid to laugh?

Ten tickles

BONUS: How can you be sure you’re doing it right?

Test tickles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rocketrhinoceros
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2019
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How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?

TEN-ticles




I got that from a post in Splatoon's Miiverse, but it flashed quickly by my Wii U Menu (and I didn't immediately click it because I didn't find it funny at first) so I can't credit the poster. If you find him/her, do tell!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thiagovscoelho
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How much change does an octopus keep on themselves at all times?

Ten nickels (say it fast)

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Fish Puns

Within animal puns, we provide you the funniest bundle of fish puns

What did the fish say when he posted bail? β€œI’m off the hook!”


Why don’t fish like basketball? Cause they’re afraid of the net


Which fish can perform operations? A Sturgeon!


What do you call a fish with a tie? soFISHticated


What do you get when you cross a banker with a fish? A Loan shark!


How do you make an Octopus laugh? With ten-tickles


Why did the vegan go deep-sea fishing? Just for the halibut!


Why don’t fish play basketball? Because there afraid of the net.


What do sea monsters eat? Fish and ships.


What do you call a fish that needs help with his or her vocals? Autotuna


Who do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales.


What is the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano but you cannot tuna fish.


Why did Sally go to the Lake after her brothers teased her? To fish for compliments.


What did the blind man say when he passed the fish market? Good morning ladies.


What did the salmon say when he swam into a wall? Damn!


Whats the best way to catch a fish? Have some one thow it at you.


How do you make a fish laugh? Tell a whale of a tale.


What happens when you drink like a fish? You piss like a fire hose.


Did you know the Octopus is the only fish that can squirt ink? Just Squidding.


What does the pope eat during lent? Holy mackerel!


What did the fish say when he posted bail? β€œI’m off the hook!”


Why don’t fish like basketball? Cause they’re afraid of the net


Which fish can perform operations? A Sturgeon!


What do you get when you cross a banker with a fish? A Loan shark!


How do you make an Octupus laugh? With ten-tickles


Why did the vegan go deep-sea fishing? Just for the halibut!


Why don’t fish play basketball? Because there afraid of the net.


What do sea monsters eat? Fish and ships.


What do you call a fish that needs help with his or her vocals? Autotuna


Who do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales.


What is the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano but you cannot tuna fish.


Why did Sally go to the Lake after her brothers

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Punsville
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How do you make a squid laugh?

With ten-tickles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/not__a_username
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2022
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how do you make a squid laugh?

With ten tickles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/acool_username
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How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?

Ten tickles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/0ts0nen
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How many tickles must you give a squid to make it laugh ?

Ten tickles !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BurritoWithDreads
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What can you get from a squid that will make you laugh?

Ten tickles.

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How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?

Ten-tickles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gingernuts13
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2019
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How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?

Tentacles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darrylpark
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
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Why did the squid laugh?

Because it had ten tickles!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/earthree
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2019
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How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh??

Tentacles.

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How many times do you need to tickle a squid to make it laugh?

How many times do you need to tickle a squid to make it laugh?

Ten tickles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dr00000100
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How many tickles does is take to make a squid laugh?

Ten tickles.

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