I was once attacked by a laughing hyena.

It's not as funny as it sounds.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/big_macaroons
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2020
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Thought this one up during a dream: What sound does an Australian doorbell make?

Ding-O

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I5i1dur
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2022
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Why are zookeepers' conversations always so awkward?

Because they have to talk about the elephant in the room.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emmathepony
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2022
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Which animal is the least trust worthy?

Cheetahs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ztaker
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2022
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I went on a date last night with a girl from the zoo

It was great, she’s a keeper

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KatWaffles
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2022
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My daughter is learning how to write numbers...

She said to my wife, β€œMommy, I don’t remember how to do a 2.”

So I yelled out, β€œYou just sit on the potty and push!”

They both ignored me. So now you all get to appreciate my joke instead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zamundan
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2021
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Not sure if this is up to standard

The SO asked me to do her a favor.

Me: Sure

Her: Can you run upstairsβ€”

Me: yup

Her: and get me myβ€”

Me: Wait, there's more?

Her: roll eyes

Me: Hyena laugh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/n10w4
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2015
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