Two hyenas were eating a clown

One looks at the other and says β€œdoes this taste funny to you?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hipphazy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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I was once attacked by a laughing hyena.

It's not as funny as it sounds.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/big_macaroons
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2020
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Hyenas hate Spirit airlines.

The are too cheap to pay for carrion luggage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PdSales
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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I've once said that I hate hyenas

but I'll be lion if I said that

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotMoodyGuy
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
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Why can't hyenas bring their food back to their dens before they eat it?

It'd be too much carrion'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rhedkiex
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2018
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Why do vultures never check their bags on an airline?

They prefer carrion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rahcled
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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I was watching Zootopia on netflix with my girlfriend over the weekend...

I'm watching it with her, and halfway through the movie something clicks in my head.

Me: "Holy shit I just got it,this is a bunny cop movie"

GF: ......

ME:" instead of a buddy cop movie"

And then she proceeded to beat me

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2016
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Pun pet names.

Pets I want to have....

An otter name Harry Otter. A snake named Severus Snake. A tortoise named Voldetort. A chicken named Kylo Hen. A dog named Barkamedes. A deer named David Hasselhoof. A turkey named Green Gobbleen. A cat named Captain Ameowrica. A stork named Tony Stork. A pig named Peter Porker. A crocodile named Croctor Strange. A duck named Ducktor Doom. A squid named Abraham Inkin. A goose named Ryan Gooseling. A heron named Charlize Heron. A goat named Selena Goatmez An alpaca named Alpacachino. A carp name Leonardo Di’Carprio. A tuna named Tuna Turner. A horse named Neighlor Swift. A toad named Demi Lavatoad. A Rhino named Ryan Rhinolds. A swan named Swan Jovi. A Falcon named Jimmy Falcon. A ferret named Ferret Faucet. A rabbit named Hoptimus Prime. A cow named Moolissa McCarthy. A crow named Seth Crowgan. A fox named Charlie Fox. A cat named Katy Purry. A wolf named Howly Berry. A hamster named Scarlet Johamster. A parrot named Squakin Phoenix. A duck named DuckleBerry Finn. A canary named Jim Canary. A swarm of bees, all named BeeyoncΓ©. A sheep named Meryl Sheep. An elk named Elkton John. A bear named Teddy Mercury. A ram named Gordon RAMsey. A shark named Fin Diesel. A jellyfish named Jelly Clarkson. An Iguana named Eddie Lizard. A hyena named Hyena Bonham Carter. A penguin named Robird Downey Jr.

a ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clixer712
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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Not sure if this is up to standard

The SO asked me to do her a favor.

Me: Sure

Her: Can you run upstairsβ€”

Me: yup

Her: and get me myβ€”

Me: Wait, there's more?

Her: roll eyes

Me: Hyena laugh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/n10w4
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2015
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