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My crazy ass girlfriend went crazy again and tried to kill me. My neighbors called the cops.
Gf fleed to neighbors house (she was screaming STOP HITTING ME, and I wasn't even touching her. Fucking nonsense) I locked myself inside and swore I wouldn't open the door without a warrant when 12 knocked.
They brought a dog and said they were gonna kick the door and extract me so I came out. Cuffed. Sometime when my gf was attacking me 14g or so of hash fell on the floor. It may have mine or her prints on it maybe fucking both Idk.
The hash was right beside the cops foot when they raided the house. They saw bongs\dab rigs\bowls etc all around my house.
My girlfriend was still going crazy and tried to fight the cops but I convinced them not to arrest her even after all that. The girl's bailed me out on felonies before, I wasnt trynna let her go like that.. I gave them her friend's number to call and pick her up.
Her friend got here. I was still handcuffed on the porch staring at this hash at the cops foot through my open front door. They then shut the door for 2 seconds and the hash is gone. Fucking POOF.
I'm thinking "FUCKKKK THEYRE BOUT TO HIT ME WITH THAT" (I'm in a super red state Schedule 1 no medical fucking kill me).
Nope. Fuckers uncuff me, give me tips on how to break the lease with the girlfriend, AND JUST FUCKING LEAVE. Seriously.. Just left.... Ive been arrested for 0.5g of bud in this state before, and they just left all the glass and STOLE MY SMOKE this time.
Theyre totally coming back with a warrant after they test that..right? I have a couch, a table, and a freezer infront of my front door. Back door has a 2x4 stopping it. I have a way to kill myself, im not sitting 5 years for weed.. I want to leave so bad but I'm way too fucked up still to drive. Am I fucked or did they just steal my smoke?? Fuckkkkk
Y'all pray for me reddit. Idk what to fucking do right now. I know I need to ghost ole girl for good, but I really think my doors about to get kicked. I got $3k and a running vehicle should I just hit the road and say fuck this lease?
Ps: this is totally not a shit post please help me π³π«
Here's Welshman's goal which was scored in the 43rd minute.
This will be Guyana's first major international tournament in their history.
I been buying cars from auctions and fixing them up to export them and sell in Belize. I know having the pink slip makes it a easier after paying duty and registering but i have came across vehicles that have been fully repaired but have a certificate of destruction from USA.
if so what is the process like as far as days spent trying to get it pass customs. Any hassles or crazy steps involved.
Hey guys,
Guatemala and Belize both grant citizenship to anyone born on their territories, however, Guatemala claims some parts of Belize as it's own.
Does this mean that a child born in areas contested between Belize and Guatemala can apply for Guatemalan citizenship?
If yes, what is the procedure, and what parts of Belize count as Guatemala for purposes of "being born in Guatemala"?
Regards, SAA
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