Did you hear about the dude who survived a Kodiak bear attack with only a .22 to defend himself?
After taking a bullet to the knee, his friend wasn't as lucky.
I've been throwing bear puns at my partner all day but finally had to stop
They were going into Kodiak arrest
Did you hear about the bear with the bad heart?
It went into kodiak arrest
there is a serious lack of possible bear puns, can any of you think of more?
The problem with bears as a pun topic is that there are only 6 possible puns and most of them are stretches.
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bear double meaning with tolerate
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pandanother thing
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grizzly double meaning with horrific
4)kodiak double meaning with camera
5)koalalifications
6)and Ursidae the family classification can be shortened to sound like ursa and be used instead of "or so" like in the phrase "or so i was told".
Did you hear about the brown bear that had a heart attack while being detained?
It was a Kodiak arrest.
