Why was the klutz such a good DJ?

He always dropped the beat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skididlydoo
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2019
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What flower is the biggest klutz?

A Whoopsi-Daisy

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2018
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What do you call a group of clumsy white detectives

The Clue klutz clan

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2015
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My best friend just made a better dad joke than I could ever hope to...

Firstly, it should be noted that she's a total klutz. She's fallen off her longboard and sprained her ankle(s) multiple times in the past few months. So, I was talking to her earlier today as she was walking to Walgreens to pick up an Ace bandage. When I asked why, she said she twisted her ankle walking home from work. I then said "Damn, your ankles can't catch a break, can they?", to which she replied "Well, I think I'd be in more trouble if they did."

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