Tyrannosaurus porcelainii- tyrant king of the porcelain throne
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︎ Jan 29 2021
If you wanted to take a bunch of bullets and forge them into a sword fit for a king what Caliber would you use?
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︎ Jan 28 2021
Michael Jackson was the King of Pop
A Shamonarch, if you will.
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︎ Jan 08 2021
Why was the discovery of King Tut thought to be a secret?
Because he was kept under wraps...
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︎ Jan 15 2021
What is Good King Wenceslasβs favourite type of pizza?
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︎ Dec 26 2020
Ozymandias, king of kings, had a very capable army of snakes.
He is best known for the quote:
βLook on my worms, ye Mighty, and despair!β
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︎ Dec 29 2020
What language do impersonators of the King of Rock n' Roll sing in?
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︎ Nov 22 2020
What does Larry King call the War of 1812?
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︎ Dec 14 2020
What do you call the King of herbs?
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︎ Nov 22 2020
I heard the King of spain caught Covid...
Heard he tested positive while on his plane going somewhere, now he has to quarantine there.
So the Reign in Spain remains solely on the Plane.
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︎ Dec 01 2020
King Arthur had a knight in charge of determining property boundaries.
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︎ Nov 09 2020
What would you call the King of the trees during the dinosaur era?
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︎ Oct 31 2020
What did the king of breadland say to his servant who upset him?
I loaf you will all my anger
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︎ Sep 25 2020
Which of King Arthur's knights crafted the Round Table?
Why, Sir Cumference of course!
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︎ Oct 13 2020
What did the pin say to the baloon? I am the king of pop
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︎ Aug 22 2020
Whatβs the name of Swedenβs sixth king?
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︎ Sep 18 2020
The hippopotamus is the true king of the jungle
That's why they call it "hippocracy".
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︎ Oct 13 2020
A King Fisher. More of a visual pun that requires knowledge on birds. Photoshopped myself
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︎ Aug 11 2020
What is the king of office supplies?
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︎ Aug 05 2020
What do you call the kings and queens of the beverage kingdom?
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︎ Jul 19 2020
We often hear about the divine right of kings, but we should really be talking about the divine right of queens.
After all, queenliness is next to godliness.
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︎ Aug 29 2020
Her: I think we need to break up. Iβm sick of your addiction to Burger King.
Me: Fine. Have it your way.
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︎ Feb 27 2020
Due to COVID, the King of Spain is in quarantine primarily aboard his private jet.
The reign in Spain stays mainly in the plane!
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︎ Jul 01 2020
How can we be sure that the lion is king of the jungle?
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︎ Jul 19 2020
Why did everyone run out of Burger King?
Because someone dropped a Whopper
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︎ Jul 01 2020
My family calls me the King of Sofas
because I'm Sofa King lazy.
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︎ Jul 17 2020
I once had the king of the jungle tell me he was actually a tiger.
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︎ Jul 03 2020
What kind of cheese is B.B King?
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︎ Jul 14 2020
What do you call the toilet of a king with a gambling addiction?
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︎ Mar 17 2020
Remember Rafiki's drawing of the Lion King?
What a simple Simba symbol.
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︎ Jul 14 2020
βͺWhat wouldβve been a better name for the lion instead of King of the Jungle?β¬
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︎ Mar 27 2020
Growing up, my Dad was King of the TP empire.
I guess that makes me Prince Charmin.
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︎ May 12 2020
they called him the king of the dentists
because he specialized in crowns
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︎ Apr 11 2020
How many animals did the king keep on the top of his tower?
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︎ Apr 27 2020
I'm inviting everyone to join me in a thought-session of Stephen King's iconic shape-shifting clown.
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︎ May 11 2020
Did you hear about the measuring stick that was king of an island?
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︎ Apr 27 2020
Why did the king eat a bunch of batteries?
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︎ Nov 29 2019
Fact: Vikings are the sixth generation of kings.
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︎ Oct 30 2019
A king sat on his throne in his beautiful kingdom. Before him were three glasses set on a table. The first two are filled with water, but the third one is empty. What is the name of the king?
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︎ Jan 10 2020
I was all set to celebrate my promotion at work when my son came home and said he was voted king of his class...
He really reigned on my parade.
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︎ Jan 18 2020
Why shouldn't you trust the offspring of the king of the jungle and the fastest cat on earth?
Because they're lion cheetahs.
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︎ Jan 17 2020
Which one of King Arthur's knights built the round table?
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︎ Sep 05 2020
What do you call the kings and queens of the coffee kingdom?
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︎ Jul 18 2020
The King of Spain is now quarantined on his jet
The Reign in Spain will stay mainly on his plane.
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︎ Apr 07 2020
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