Where do martial arts masters shop for furniture?

at the I-KEA!!!

(I think this is my first original dad-joke)

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📅︎ Jul 03 2019
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Ikea

But she kea better.

https://imgur.com/a/Wp5RC

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Salutations for the Swedish pre-fab furniture store.

Took my wife and 3yo to the big blue and yellow today. Pulling into the parking my kid says "Dad are we there yet?" and I said "Yup...<start waving> "Hi-kea"! And she laughed and my wife groaned. Then about an hour later we were driving out, car's quiet, kid is nodding off..and I just say really loud..."BYE-Kea!!!". More groans all around. So yeah, kind of a daily double.

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