A list of puns related to "Kansas"
Because theyβre all in AR-Kansas.
The Bucs Stop Here!
Edit: thank you for alerting me it's "bucs" not "bucks". My dad experience (4 months) is better than my football knowledge
Guess you could say that it was a close shave
Mahomes!
The Prince of the vultures had always been a rebel, but he surprised everyone when he announced he was going to be a vegetarian. And nobody expected this to divide the vulture kingdom, with nearly half the vultures supporting the Prince's choice. Tempers flared, and civil war was brewing when the Prince burst into the King's chambers.
"Father," he cried, "I never meant to cause this. I'll do anything you say to reunite the kingdom. Please, Father, what should I eat?"
The King set a plate of roadkill in front of the Prince, and said "Carrion, my wayward son. There'll be peace when you are done."
Curry On Wayward Son.
No-peek-a
Invented by an 8 year old.
Commander in Chiefs.
Guess Iβll have to carry on my wayward son.
(Not mine, saw on Facebook)
ARkansas.
Itβs gonna be the βwhirlwind tourβ
Iβll see myself out.
Curry on my Wayward Naan.
I was told a long time ago your true friends will be honest with you, especially if it's not something that will hurt your feelings really bad.
So this life long joke of "kansaw" was only ever corrected by boyfriends, best friends, and family. Others were people thinking i meant "warsaw" in which i frantically said oh no no no!
I made a point to be say this one main line like "omg can a tornado in kansaw just suck me out of this"
"Maybe i should move to Kansaw where its just wind and tornadoe shelters"
I tried to make it come up organically as possible though.
But the other times where people said nothing, some of these people good friends, now have a joke behind my back but i had it behind their backs first....
Life is fun
Because Missouri loves company!
My dad is asking questions about a barbecue place my sister found.
>Dad: Do they sell barbecue sauce?
>Sis: They have a picture of bottles on the Google page.
>Dad: OK. Are they open?
>Sis: No. They're packaged.
It's because they're a one-Tyreek pony.
These four states are all against the Oklahoma panhandle.
My dad and I were talking about how some people find team names like the Chiefs and Redskins offensive. Out of respect for these people, he started referring to KC as the "Kansas City Executives." Took me a minute to get it. Very funny dad.
They all moved to Arkansas
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