Today my dad was making the dinner

So I come home today after a hard days work to the sight of my dad cooking the dinner. I walk into the kitchen and ask

"How long is dinner going to be"

He suddenly stops cooking as I hear muffled sounds of laughter. Slowly turning around I can see tears of joy building up in his eyes as he extends his hands about 40cm apart and whispers

"About this long"

Dammit.

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📅︎ May 10 2014
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My daughter's only 4 years old and she set me up for the classic Dad joke

I was busy cooking us pancakes for breakfast when she came out with this one:

Her: Dad you're a pancake.

Me: Huh? I'm not a pancake.

Her: Hi Not-a-pancake, I'm Silvia.

Me: proud tears of joy

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