Joe 4 Puns

"What was Joe doing before the election results?"

"Biden time"

Stephen King actually named his son Joe.

Her joe leans.

He's just Joe King.

G. I. - G. I. Joe.

Joe Cocker Spaniel.

It made Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean!

Kamala finishes in just under twelve minutes and Joe is already waiting for her at the finish line.

"How'd you do?" she asks him.

"I finished in 10 minutes and 46 seconds. That's got to be a new record among Presidents, right?"

"No" Kamala replies. "Bush did 9:11".

Traitor Joe's

It’s called Joe Lean.

Joe president.

You could say she’s going for a cup with Joe.....

But Joe is Biden his time

All I hear is Joe Biden his time till the results are finalized!

Extremely positive. The most positive, in fact. Everybody’s talking about it. It’s yuuuge. Nobody’s seen anything like it. Sleepy joe never would’ve been able to pull this off.

Who's there?

Joe Biden

Joe Biden who?

Joe Biden more off than you can chew.

JoeCare.

I think I have something here, just need a little help with the ending. This is what I have so far.

In the interrogation room, Joe Ga pleaded with police to let him go. He explained the man they are really after is Joe Ka, who has been systematically committing crimes and calling out his own name in the process knowing how similar they sound.

"This is all just a setup, the real Joe Ka is..."

Just an average joe.

A couple of years ago, one night, I was about to propose to my girlfriend when my roommate Joseph barged into the porch out of nowhere, tripped and fell over, breaking a glass table with his face. Totally ruined the mood. Now, I didn't know Joseph THAT well, don't even remember where he was from, but let' just say I put my plans on hold to help him through his injuries.

Joseph had gotten big glass shard in his eye, making him completely blind in that eye. He was walking around with one of those cotton pads on his eye for a couple of months. Then suddenly, he disappeared, along with my girlfriend

Apparently they'd bonded during the time after his injuries, and eloped together , left me behind without as much as a note. I tried to track them down, but never could.

In conclusion, if it hadn't been for cotton eye Joe, I'd have been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, cotton eye Joe?

So if thats true then depending on where you are you would be of an average race, have average hair, etc.

And going down from that, alot of people have the same name, making certain names normal or "average".

What im saying is, thats a really complicated way to find the average Joe.

I've named him Cotton Eye Joe.

I now need to know:

Where did he come from?

And where did he go?

Just an average Joe.

Now it's a cup of Joe

He is now E.I. G.I.Joe

He's a bit of a touchy subject these days

Joe Biden has been known for being handsy with young girls and women in general

Yeah, he's a walking Contra-diction.

Alternative for the logic nerds:

Bob is always honest, and he says he doesn't like shoot 'em ups. His identical twin Joe says he loves shoot 'em ups. How do we know Joe is honest? Because if something is true, then so is its Contra-positive.

A cup of Joe.

The farmer sits on his porch with his shotgun across his lap.

The first boy arrives and says, "Evening sir, my name is Freddy, I'm here for Betty, we're gonna eat spaghetti, is she ready?"

The farmer looks the boy over, and says "sure sure, go on in"

The second boy arrives, and says, "Howdy sir, my name is Joe, I'm here for Flo, we're gonna see the show, is she ready to go?"

The farmer looks down at his shotgun, then back at Joe, and says "sure sure, go on in, she's ready"

The third boy arrives, and says, "Good evening sir, my name is Chuck..." KER-BLAM!

It really made Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe leannnnnnn.... 🎶

It really made Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean...

It really made Joe Lean, Joe Lean, Joe Lean, Joe Lean