I asked my girlfriend how her workout was...

She said "It was good, I did a Jillian Michaels."

To which I replied, "Wow! That's a lot of Michaels!!"

Hahahahaha I'm so funny.

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👤︎ u/slimjander
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Waitstaff, the next natural target for dadjokes, after family.

Waitress: . . . and my name's Jillian, if you need me.

Me: What's your name if we don't need you?

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