J Dilla Puns

No need to Helen, I don’t need a whole case of them. One dilla is plenty.

Me: "I'll have the quesadillas please."

Dad: "A whole case of dillas?! How about you just have one dilla then see how you feel."

At a restaurant, waitress comes to take our order...

Friend: Yeah, can I have the quesadilla? But I'm not that hungry, is there anyway I can have just one 'dilla' and not the whole case?

I preceded to laugh uncontrollably. The ladies contemplated leaving.

Asked how many Dillas come in their Ques 'a Dillas

How many packadillas are there, in a case-a-dilla?

I was riding home with a friend and his dad when we passed by a Mexican restaurant. As we pass it, I mention that I really like their quesodillas, and then he chimes in with "Oh, I could never eat a whole case, I could only eat an each-o-dilla."

Edit: proper grammar

Edit 2: Removed the grammar joke