A list of puns related to "It (character)"
I told my wife he must have read about it in the back of a book.
βGeez! Donβt you start too!β I screamed.
Just one, but it takes two episodes.
...what a little Noah doll.
Jeez, I make a perfectly good vampire joke and that's the fangs I get.
It was the new Nermal
I had the perfect idea!
Snow white and the seven dwarves!
I saw a boy in a red shirt and shorts and asked what he was dressed as "All the rhymes I've red", he replied
My daughter Chewbacca, not so much.
It left them in pieces.
The dot "."
It has ended more sentences than anything else.
Lily liked Greek mythology a lot. Her favorite character was the titaness Rhea. She loved the story about her outsmarting Cronus with a stone in order to get her children back. She loved it so much in fact, that for the sake or realism, she decided to eat some rocks too for the upcoming school play she took part in! But, very soon after going onto the stage, poor Lily started convulsing on the floor. It was a poor decision to eat the stones. She knew that. But at least, she could die a Rhea.
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I am so, so sorry. Please forgive me.
Looked a little iffy. She said "check it yourself, if its gross, dont use it." I said "i'd prefer you check it, I'm not a very good judge of kaleactor". She didnt even laugh or even snicker. Just an eye roll. This may have been my best pun in all of my fatherhood. Please tell me how awesome this pun was because, frankly, it's a killer.
Man: Wait. I can explain everything!
It would definitely spice up my autobiography a little.
Is it an Ad Homonym attack?
Turns out it's illegal to Hasslehoff.
Itβs thinly sliced cabbage
I could really see myself doing it.
Itβs called Mal-Nutrition
Itβs not stroganoff
This has been my favorite joke for at least a couple years now.
A man drives train in Bulgaria. One day, he falls asleep driving, and runs over someone walking on the tracks. Well, his case goes to court, and he gets the death sentence for murder. So, he's on death row and the executioner approaches him.
"What would you like for your last meal?"
"I would like a banana please."
The executioner thinks it's weird, but shrugs and gives him a banana. The guy eats his banana, waits awhile, and gets strapped into the electric chair. When the flip the switch, nothing happens! In Bulgaria, an act of divine intervention means you get released.
A few months go by, and the train driver has been working for a new company. Well, old habits die hard, and he falls asleep again, killing 2 people this time. The court has no patience for recklessness, so he ends up on death row again. After awhile, the same executioner from last time approaches him.
"You again? Shit. What do you want this time?"
"Two bananas please."
The executioner shrugs and hands him two bananas. A bit weird, but whatever. There's no way he can cheat death twice! But, when they flip the switch, nothing happens again. The train driver walks a second time.
Some time passes, and the executioner is very busy. After another few months, the same dude shows up, apparently having run over 3 people with a train. Exacerbated, the executioner approaches him for the third time.
"Let me guess. Three bananas?"
"Actually yes! How did you know?"
"Top bad! This has gone on long enough. No more bananas! Today you fry."
So, the train driver gets strapped into the chair with no last meal. But, when they flip the switch, nothing happens again.
"I don't get it," says the executioner. "I didn't let you eat any bananas!"
"Its not the bananas. I'm a bad conductor."
Edit 1: Thanks for my first gold /u/Lhjnhnas!!!
Because it said I needed at least 8 characters, including caps, a number and a symbol
I run a DnD game and am very bad at puns. Like all good writers, though, I thought of a character name that made me laugh and have decided to build a personality around it.
Basically he's a surfer bro nazi. Militantly chill. He's a villain in the game but will hopefully read as still kinda tempting to party with. The only thing I've been able to come up with that has any promise whatsoever is "Third Reichteous."
Thank you, reddit angels
Occasionally I tell my wife, "We can't use that one, it already has Pooh on it."
because it is just beta.
Hey all! I'm writing a play for my third grade class all about healthy habits and it's full of TV parodies. One show is Game of Thrones. For example, one character is Jon Snowpea. Can you guys help me come up with some food or exercise puns for the full title of Danaerys: Daenerys of the House Targaryen, the First of Her Name,Β The Unburnt, Queen of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, Queen of Meereen, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Protector of the Realm, Lady Regent of the Seven Kingdoms,Β Breaker of ChainsΒ andΒ Mother of Dragonsβ. Thanks!!
I made a rat character who managed to lose his name, and now I have to find a new one. I was hoping /r/puns could help me make my DM facepalm.
Helpful information: Is aquatic (half-fish) Stole the core out of a water elemental once. Accidentally killed a dragon. Original alias: Mega Rat.
I know there's a joke in here somewhere, I just can't find it. Thanks for any help!
Such blatant stereo-typing
because it's sans sheriff
It was Hughnanimous.
I responded that it has six
They could call it "The Fast and the Furious."
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