It's a syntax sin tax
Because it is full of sin.
Because it's a sin to take the Lord's name in vein.
(Shamelessly borrowed from my pastor)
Edit - CAN'T**
Lying, stealing etc and thinks they are going to hell. The dev gets to the pearly gates and is met by St Peter...... and their worst fears are confirmed when St Peter pulls out 10 books, all labelled with the devs name.
St Peter says "these books are a record of all the sins you have committed. Do you have anything to say in your defence?"
The dev looks down at their feet and says " I did try to be good"
St Peter says "it's ok, you can come in. You've already paid in syntax"
Because it was sinning
4 Nuns have sinned and are meeting with a priest for forgiveness. Priest asks first nun what she had done, she says I touched a man with my left hand. Piest says wash your hand in this holy water and you'll be cleansed. Priest asks second nun what she had done. Nun says I touched a man with my right hand. Priest says wash your hand in this holy water and you'll be cleansed. Fourth Nun asks third Nun if she could go next. Third Nun says of course but why sister. Fourth Nun says, well sister I know you have to sit in that water and I have to drink it..
I wanted to date my math teacher to have a chance of looking at her tan lines. But I cant, cos its was a sin.
It's a photo-sin-thesis
Because it is a sin to co-vet an oxen or donkey.
Before that it was a cardinal Sin
It earned the nickname Sin City!
Yeah, itβs called a Sin-tax.
Because it's Asin(of ΞΈ)
...I think it would be pretty easy to sin.
It is sin City after all
Because it is full of sin
It would be a sin.
"It's sin A, Maβ
Girlfriend: Have you heard of Sin city?
Me: Yeah, the movie?
Girlfriend: Nope, have you heard of Den city?
Me: No stop, I won't let you do this.
Girlfriend: It's mass over volume.
I think I'm in trouble for not letting her finish the joke
- It's too deep
- It's the pits
- The places made me go "What the Hell"
- It took an eternity for anything to happen
- I didn't get a lot of it , because the devil was in the details
- The so-called "smart" people in Hell use too much circular reasoning
- The main character is too down-to-earth
- Lucifer is unlikable, even though he is a central character
- It uses too much inflammatory language
- A lot of the action is too sin-tilating for me
Ok, that last one was pretty bad. I should be punished. I'll go die in a fire now.
Initially inspired by a joke I heard elsewhere on the Internet but I took it a step farther. Hint: there are several hidden puns (at least 6)
Dear Algebra, Stop asking me to find your X. As to the reason she left, we'll never know Y. She probably never fancied your green bra. Maybe it's a sin that she wants a distant relationship. But have no fear, as she spans higher dimensions for true love, she'll look far and wide, for she lives on the edge. She'll soon realize that she's not so significant after all.
